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  1. Just got word that we've lost our softball mom. Please lift the Shelby familly up in your prayers. She leaves behind a loving husband of 40 years, 4 children and numerous grandchildren - all of whom will miss her terribly. She was dearly loved by our community and was a school teacher in Hooks. We have lots of broken hearts that need God's comfort.
  2. Please continue to pray for these families and these broken hearts. Our softball mom had life support removed last night and it is my understanding that she has been moved out of ICU into a regular room this morning so her family can stay with her full time. Love, peace, comfort and grace - Lord please cover each one with each of these.
  3. How about the 2 cars in the race to the wall at the end of the original Bad Boys? Anybody got pics of those?
  4. The Liberty-Eylau community needs your prayers. One of our softball moms collapsed at home after returning from our softball game in Pittsburg last Friday. She has been in a coma and the doctors told her family last night that she won't recover. Please pray for her family as they face some horrific decisions in the next few days. Also, one of our freshman students was involved in a car accident over the weekend and his mother was killed. Please pray that God wrap His arms around these young ones and their families and friends. I know these mom's wouldn't leave their children so soon if they had a choice.
  5. Speed Buggy Grape Ape Captain Caveman all of the Gargoyles
  6. that's a no-brainer for me.... I was just watching some old clips on youtube a couple of days ago and I laughed until I cried.. Cliff Huxtable - The Cosby Show
  7. Liberty-Eylau 8 Atlanta 0 Pleasant Grove 4 Pittsburg 3 North Lamar 2 Texas High 1 Queen City 2 Linden-Kildare 0 New Boston 14 Hughes Springs 0 Maud 12 Avery 0 McLeod 18 Bloomburg 0
  8. How about the Geico commercial? Beautiful curly blonde hair.... where oh where? link: Peter Frampton
  9. I got a link to this youtube video before Christmas and found it again today in my saved messages. Just thought I would share some of the greatest display of focus and talent I've ever seen. I just love it! link:
  10. That's just what I need.... I already look like I'm on a bipolar binge arguing with the freakin' ATM machine everytime it asks me what language I want.
  11. "#### my #*%@ !" .... GI Jane "What would you like me to say? That if you don't want to die, remember to knock." .... Dangerous Minds "Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yeah - but they were all bad." .... True Lies
  12. OMG - cheaptrick77 is Steve Perry? I love Journey! just kidding..... but there is an uncanny resemblance in a couple of those pics
  13. I see he wore that hot pink tshirt today.... you know the one that says... "I'M IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD. BUT IT'S OKAY. THEY KNOW ME HERE." I always did like him in pink...
  14. OK - who left the lids off the paint markers again??? :sick: Come on, EASTUNIT, you're supposed to keep a better eye on him than that..... "B8ter - I am your father...." :alien:
  15. Coach Carter is my favorite. Some others I haven't seen mentioned yet: HardBall remake of The Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds coaching.... priceless Grid Iron Gang
  16. About nine months ago, there was a house fire in Simms where some family members survived - three small children did not. It happened again this weekend to another Simms family. Three children lost - one a high school senior. link: Texarkana Gazette Your community is in our prayers.
  17. I was trying to post a shortcut to a web article. I spelled it the same way you did in my first post....
  18. I think it was emailed to me a couple of years ago and I just had to save it. I don't think I've actually laughed until I was crying since the first time I read it - but I've been close. It's pretty priceless...
  19. So sad to me. I just enjoy watching him act and dance.... Weird news comes out the same week we lose Jeff Healy to his battle. They interacted so well together in "Roadhouse". My prayers to both families.
  20. I did cry - OMG - my stomach hurt I laughed so hard. That's why I saved it. There's another one about Texas weather I saved too. It may have too many words to edit in it though.... :thumbsup:
  21. If you can read the whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you. NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town (or whenever people get bored at work). It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth, tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy smokes, what the #### is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting hammered from all of the beer. Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. she-man is starting to look HOT-just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that crazy Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rear-end with a snow cone. Chili # 7 Susan's screaming Sensation Chili Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slides unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just #### it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili #8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.
  22. 16-3A Co-District Champions Liberty-Eylau Lady Leopards Mount Vernon Lady Tigers Superlatives Robert Cochran (LE) and Brad Floyd (MV) - Co-Coaches of the Year Teressa Houff (LE) and Aly Sherman (MV) - Co-MVPs Skylar Robertson (LE) and Kelsey Whitlock (MV) - Co-Offensive Players of the Year Lacey Middlebrooks (LE) - Defensive Player of the Year Morgan Manley (Pitt) - Newcomer of the Year 1st Team Whitney Hargraves (MV) Christy Whitlock (MV) Bianca Stevenson (LE) Miranda Byrd (Atl) Kiara Wright (Pitt) 2nd Team Haley Herrington (PG) Saqualla Henry (PG) Erin Knox (LE) Hannah Spiva (Atl) Marisa Summerlin (MV) Synterreka White (Pitt) Honorable Mention Kaneka Henry (PG) Shenequia Abby (PG) Sheamber Isom (Atl) Marisa Cook (Atl) Tia Day (LE) Courtney Cooper (LE) Taylor Harris (LE) Congratulations to ALL the girls and coaches on a great season! 16-3A represented 2 teams out of 4 in the Regional tournament in girls basketball and boys basketball. That's quite an accomplishment! Thank all of you for all your hard work.
  23. HAHA - that's funny... What was that clever little chant the front row of Hawk Nation made to the LE basketball girls in PG everytime they had to walk in front of you to go to the concession stand?
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