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  1. Everything should be all Gladewater now.
  2. That's my bad. Apparently GIlmer and Gladewater look the same to me. Sorry Golfingnut. It's fixed now.
  3. Wow... consider me impressed. Still holding out to see color schemes + uniforms, but this is a pretty good start. The Dallas Renegades missed an opportunity to go with a "big D" logo for Dallas, but nobody's perfect.
  4. Lol, yeah, this is a limited offer for new members and/or those who've had trouble with it in the past. To be fair, there is a legit site issue with uploading an avatar on mobile, depending on what service or device you use. So it's not necessarily user error in every situation. Plus, I'm a little OCD, and the default avatars are annoying to me.
  5. I just want some players in different color jerseys to hit. Not expecting top-notch competition, just want to see how we execute.
  6. As we get ready to kickoff another season, I wanted to know if any of y'all would like an avatar for your Smoaky account? What's an avatar? It's the little round picture that appears next to your posts: It's my understanding that some of y'all have a hard time uploading them, especially from mobile. If you'd like me to do it for you, just post a comment with the photo or logo you'd like to use. Uh, please make sure the images are PG rated.
  7. Same. I have no problem with kids moving to where their dads coach. This should be an automatic rubber stamp.
  8. Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius! Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Social Justice Warrior... Social Justice Waaaaaaaaahrriors! You scour the bowels of the internet, looking for something everyone else takes for the mundane and somehow make it offensive. Then you take the offensive and try to make it mundane... Did you just assume our gender? Some random dude sitting normally is a micro-aggression of the white male patriarchy, but ten-year-olds stripping in gay bars is beautiful progress. Wax my lady balls, you bigot! You take on this burden of knowledge not because you want to but because you need to, and also to prove your masters degree in Gender Studies wasn't a colossal waste. Mom and Dad's money well spent! So here's to you, #HashtagSJW, for attacking anyone who doesn't hold your fringe ideas. Because if there's one thing we all need, it's more violent self-righteous outrage. Mr. uh Ms. uh "them" Social Justice Waaaaaaaaahrriors!
  9. Like a clown. It amuses him. It makes him laugh.
  10. AKA

    Power Outage

    I'm not sure which was more fun: scrolling through social media following the 2016 election, or watching people absolutely lose their minds over brownouts this weekend.
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