Mr. P

He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.

I did not say this... I am not here.

Playoffs? Don’t talk about... playoffs?! You kidding me?!! PLAYOFFS?!!!

"I think we're gonna surprise some folks," said every high school football fan ever.

I've noticed scrimmages don't "count" unless you win them handily... then it's all, "We're not keeping score, this is just a scrimmage."

On a Friday night in Autumn you'll find me where a set of spindly stadium lights rises to the heavens to so powerfully — and so briefly — ignite the darkness.

Sam The Lion: "You boys ever heard of tackling? Keeps the other team from scoring so often." Sonny Crawford: "Sounds too rough for me."