ManCaveDweller

...AM ALREADY UP....had my 2 cups of COFFEE......already "cleaned up"....sitting in my chair.......like a kid on CHRISTMAS that's been up ALL NIGHT LONG waiting for SANTEE CLAUSE........Dodge City here I come!!!!!!!......got an itinerary snd it says we start the "fun" at 10.....and we finish at 2:30....so pictures and hopefully a video will follow!!!!

.............Did YOU really say THAT Carth???????....shame shame.....they are going to THRASH you with a "wet noodle" for THAT!!!!!...."how DARE you speak like that about the poor "innocent" children that were left out of 2nd grade kickball because they couldn't run-kick and cut without looking like a baby giraffe learning to walk....huh?....how insensitive can you be??

Wild you are correct.....WE are becoming ruled by the "LOUD MINORITY"......bet a case of REAL Dr. Pepper.....that the ones crying the MOST were the ones in school that were the ones that got picked last in dodge ball, football teams, baseball teams.......or just got picked LAST......

Carth....YOU are 10000000% correct....oops sorry you can't be 10000000% correct.....SOMEONE will get their snowflake feelings HURT.....because it's NOT what they wanted...I tried that ONE time with my dad.....didn't come out tooooo well........there is a permanent mark on my "posterior" where he swung the fan belt and it hit it's mark....VERY WELL!!!!!!......EVEN today when I go "visit" him at the cemetery it's STILL Yes Sir and No Sir.....out of RESPECT

......WHAT????.....going to get to the point that we won't even get to "celebrate" our own birthdays.......cause SOMEBODY will be offended because their birthday is not OUR BIRTHDAY.........lets just have ONE BIG 365 day celebration for everyone's birthday!!!!!!

BA's sister is the CFO of Santa Fe ISD and BA has been trying to get hold of her since she found out this morning......she did get her voice mail and she has left MULTIPLE messages........YES it is tragic that our society has said that we "spare the rod".......I for one am GLAD that MY father is not around.......he ALWAYS said when I got "bumpy" with him that he was calling the cops......and it WASN'T for me.....it was for HIM....because I knew if it EVER got to that......police needed to be called to SAVE ME!!!!!!!

REB.....I was in that "time frame" of too young for Vietnam and too old for Desert Storm.....have ALWAYS been a "gun nut".......and to be able to get to fire some of those "old" military guns AND the "Ma-duce" AND the mini gun??!!!!!......THAT right there might be better than se.................well maybe not....BUT close!!!!!!!!....gun porn at it's FINEST!!!!

Carth.......last week we had our FFA banquet and the kids fixed the meal.....brisket/pork roast/...AND YARD BIRD.....and ALL the fixins.....our Ag teacher is HARD CORE "OLD SCHOOL"......and he is as "country" as they come....GREAT GUY....and his botany class supplied ALL the stuff for the salad...GROWN by the kids in their greenhouse......ONE of the items on the menu was FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!!!!!!!(from the greenhouse)......HUGE slices and they even made a basil dipping sauce for them......IT WAS DELISH!!!!!!........BUT almost no one ate them because.....they were "labeled" Fried Green Tomatoes".....and these people up here......said.....GREEN TOMATOES??????....NOPE ain't touching that stuff!!!!! When I came thru the line....I LOADED UP!!!!!....Guess these folks "UP HERE" would rather chew on the "White Mint" in the urinal....or the Big Blue Mint!!!!

We use to say......"He is a legend in his own mind"

Sounds as if we could use his "rant" in English class for a GREAT lesson in Thesaurus usage!!!!

YEP.....fishing with those "babies" was FUN........that and using an old crank telephone!!!

Carth....back in 1975 they were called M-60's....1/4 stick of dynamite......they would put a 2 ft hole in the ground!!!!!....just HAD to put one of those in the bathroom steam heater.....WITH the supt. IN the bathroom doing his "morning constitutional" when it went off.(didn't know he was in there).....today.....me and my "cohorts" would be LIFERS at Guantonimo!!!!!!......back then $281.17 was MY 1/3 of the payment for damages....AND since my dad was School Board Pres. HE took the $281.17 out of MY backside....I still have scars!!!!!!

WOOOOOO. HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!.....10 days and counting......got in the mail....ALL the DOD paperwork to fill out for me to ride in the helicopter and shoot the guns.....DOD wants to know EVERYTHING about you.....they wanted to know if I had any outstanding warrants for my arrest..AND if I had ever been questioned by law enforcement....hmmmmm.......there WAS that time in 1975 when I blew UP the school bathroom.......I feel like Ron "tator salad" White.......OLD Supt. does call me "uni-bomber" at school reunions!!!!......hope that doesn't keep me from flying and shooting!!!!!....."I have experience"!!!!

....I'm getting THAT way NOW!!!!!

Carth....I was "thinking"...and THAT lately has been VERY DANGEROUS for me.......back in 1996 I was hired by a school in the Metroplex to be the AD/HFC and one of the 1st things I had to do was to hire a NEW Head Boys Basketball Coach.....I interviewed some REALLY good guys...but ONE stood out.....was a hispanic man from South San Antonio......had been a HC and had been VERY successful.....when I offered him the job....he kind of hem hawed around and then said...."Coach I want to say UP FRONT....I kinda have a language problem.....me being young and inexperienced told him...NO PROBLEM....he WAS hispanic AND had a pretty severe hispanic tone when he talked.....I told him that we would help him ANY WAY we could to help him be successful......everything went fine......UNTIL basketball season started and we had our FIRST ballgame against Farmersville......within 1 minute of the start of the game THIS man went HAYWIRE!!!!! F-bombs.....M-truckers....and female dog words came out CONSTANTLY!!!!!!! At half-time I had most of my parents wanting me to FIRE HIM right now and in a hurry!!!!!!!....I went to him in the dressing room and I walked in the door....and he walked up to me and said......"too much"?????......Coach I TOLD YOU I HAD A LANGUAGE PROBLEM!!!!.....Jan. 1 we had a NEW HEAD Basketball Coach