CoachChunkyPunter43

Or one of those guys who went to NL… #swaimtrain #choochoo

Momma always said that them Brahamas was mean and ornery! We gone turn them linemen into real Brahamas and run these tables! Enough of that slot T… I’m going to open that playbook up, we’re bringing the flex bone to town! Well you’re just not in the know then my friend!

May be time for a little flex bone! Not to toot my own horn, but choo choo! #swaimtrain

May have already found a spot on the ol Nolan River

I have great control! I always hit right where I chunk my irons after slicing a shot!

I mean they had their chance! I might be willing to reconsider… if the price is right! A nice golf cart with a cassette player goes a long ways!

Well they don't call him Big Dan for nothin'!

Can we just get Kenial Straim on board already!?! Heard there were some golf carts for sale by some shade tree mechanic ready to deal!

I hear there was a Big Dan Swaim sighting recently...

It was rumored he threw a perfect game in one of them slow pitch softball games… stayed lubricated with a fresh beverage with each hitter…

In fact… I don’t think Big Dan would even have to move for this one!

Its been rumored he once skipped a 7 iron all the way across a water hazard.

The one and only Big Dan!?! The Swine hauling, golf cart rolling, o-line & flex-bone guru! It’s been said he prefers them small towns, but… with his current place of employment, that may be changing! Ol’ Hendo may actually have a chance!

You know I am ready for it!!! I might be willing to relocate Big Dan's Trucking and Buggy Time's corporate office to H-Town! Donning the blue and gold of NL might have helped the burn of that Henderson Blue!

Former Brandeis HC is on staff as DC...