Gsquared

I cant boil water, little kids laugh at my limp, I wear my pants really high up on the waist, I wear a size 10 1/2 shoe, im a pices, I volunteer for many charitable organizations, the main one being orphans with abusive parents, my last meal if I were on death row would be cotton candy and Mountain Dew, my favorite outfit to wear on saturdays is a diaper and a fur vest, I hate and or fear snakes, chainsaws, tam pons and ghosts.