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Thing I get about 775 miles per gallon of Rotella. Only get about 600 miles on the cheap dollar store oil.

Thanks Kirt. Never done no ranch-wraslin but I was pretty danged good at b-teem tennis years ago.

Still going strong baby!

Old Woods won him another masters trophy. He is good at the G-A-M-E of golf. He wouldn't be squat against sports stars competing at S-P-O-R-T-S during Battle of the Network Stars. TrueStorie

Good shot but it's still golf and not a sport.

Center will move up even farther on the list next year, you watch.

Lincoln, dude had style and a sweet hat Eisenhower or Kennedy?

Oklahoma, it's OK Arkansas or New Mexico?

Consistent!

He better get a step ladder

Budwiper Schlitz or Lone Star

Do you even think Shiela Jackson Lee knows how fine she is. The girl played for the Jamaica High School Beavers before she took off to Harvard, and it shows. Former 1st Lady Michele Obamer or Megan Markel?

Old Payton's got that long neck. He should be able to see everything that happens on the field. TrueStorie

I'm not a football expert. Actually started on b-team tennis. Don't think the average pigskinners wants to face a unbeatable team before the season even starts tho.

Peyton will be the best'un since DandyDon. TrueUp