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I felt like it warranted a return from my 8 (or so) year hiatus.

So this is my first post in who knows how long, but if I'm not mistaken, cheaptrick77 just made an appearance with Jim Knox at the Rangers game. Forgive me if my memory is hazy, but it just seemed like him.

Lakers in 5

CHEEZ-ITS

Coaches nominate the players, who are then reviewed by a committee that looks at statistics and talked to baseball people to get the lowdown on a nominee. The committee then selects 40 sophomores and 40 seniors, creating two 20-player teams per age group

I've tried to like it, but it just never makes me laugh. I'll stick with The Office

Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom AP Fri May 8, 12:05 pm ET FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said. Despite the warning, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, who has never been to a dance before, said he plans to attend Findlay High School's prom Saturday. Frost, a senior at Heritage Christian School in northwest Ohio, agreed to the school's rules when he signed a statement of cooperation at the beginning of the year, principal Tim England said. The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an "incomplete" on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said. Frost's stepfather Stephan Johnson said the school's rules should not apply outside the classroom. "He deserves to wear that cap and gown," Johnson said. Frost said he thought he had handled the situation properly. Findlay requires students from other schools attending the prom to get a signature from their principal, which Frost did. "I expected a short lecture about making the right decisions and not doing something stupid," Frost said. "I thought I would get his signature and that would be the end." England acknowledged signing the form but warned Frost there would be consequences if he attended the dance. England then took the issue to a school committee made up of church members, who decided to threaten Frost with suspension. "In life, we constantly make decisions whether we are going to please self or please God. (Frost) chose one path, and the school committee chose the other," England said. The handbook for the 84-student Christian school says rock music "is part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people's hearts and minds." England said Frost's family should not be surprised by the school's position. "For the parents to claim any injustice regarding this issue is at best forgetful and at worst disingenuous," he said. "It is our hope that the student and his parents will abide by the policies they have already agreed to." The principal at Findlay High School, whose graduates include Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, said he respects, but does not agree with, Heritage Christian School's view of prom. "I don't see (dancing and rock music) as immoral acts," Craig Kupferberg said. ___ Information from: The Courier, http://www.thecourier.com

The Casey Donahew Band, IMO, is the best there is right now.

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. -Talledega Nights

For Longview 1. Carlitos (best mexican food in the area, HANDS DOWN.) 2. The Butcher Shop 3. Jucy's That's all you need.

YESSSS that was hilarious

Very funny video that has to do with Twitter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w...eature=featured

Now that's dedication!

Not just athletic. Top 5 best of all time.

There is no doubt in my mind.