iluvfatgrls

He probably pitched some back when he was in little league, so the Rangers think he might have a chance to break in the rotation.

Never had pee water, but then again I'm not German/Irish mixed.

Estaban

Not as much as you would like to see the return of your hair, pudge. Any ways, after about 5 or 6 south paws, i felt almost 5 ft. 7 and bullet proof

That sounds about like the worst Tuesday I could ever imagine spending.

Barry Bonds is always going to think the white man is out to get him. He needs to relax and know that he is hated for his poor attitude and steriod use but not for his color.

With all the different brands of beer out there, which one do you think deserves the title as "Worst Tasting"? My vote is Sam Adams

I think texashurdler and voted4dubya should hook up and live a life of sobriety together.

I'd like to spit some beechnut in that dudes eye and shoot him with my ol' 45 cause a county boy can survive Hank Williams Jr I'd rather chug-a-lug a mug of budweiser beer than sip a crystal glass of wine John Connally

Creedence Alabama David Allan Coe Marshall Tucker Band

whats long and green and smells like Mrs. Piggy? Kermits Finger

Why has David Allan Coe never received the recognition he deserves for being one of the greatest country singer/songwriters of the last 35 years?

little boys pants half off

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? -- give her a shovel

1.nascar 2.rosie odonell 3.cuddling after you know what 4.the lifetime channel 5.skinny girls 6.unicorns 7.george steinbrenner 8.girls with morals 9.mondays 10.sharting my pants