Tiger Changes Name

[Locutus]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

 

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

 

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

 

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

 

If only Tiger had hit a mailbox and stop sign as well, he could have completed the Grand Slam!

 

What was tiger's score for his last round of mistresses: a triple bogey.

 

I heard Tiger's wife is now being sponsored by a golf club manufacturer.

The tag line: Get the club that beats Tiger!

 

Tiger can't decide between the golf course and intercourse!

 

She must have realized that golfers are always playing a round.

 

Why were Tiger and Elin arguing at 2:30 in the morning? He wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

 

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

 

Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade. Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he blames it on his Caddie.

 

After the crash Tiger Woods car still worked, accept it goes putt , putt, putt!

 

Why was Tiger in such a hurry at 2:30?

He was late getting to the next hole.

 

What's the difference between golf and driving a car?

In golf, Tiger can stay out of the trees.

 

 

You usually find a tree in a Woods, but Tiger's wife found a Woods in a tree...

 

Please Elgin leave Tiger alone, Don't you know a pro golfer must play 72 HOLES. ( not

one)

 

This scandal shall now be referred to as Puttergate

 

And the number 1 Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah Woods.......

 

 

[h-town12]

lol good stuff

[DaveTV1]

There's already one thread that is addressing the Tiger Woods debacle. Is there really a need for two ?

 

I do like the jokes, but ...

[OldSchool]

He's a Cheetah, not a tiger. Seriously, though, as more of these girls surface, I think he's got a sexual-conquest problem, not just a discretional daliance.