bulldogbacker Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The BAST--Basic Appraisal System for Teachers--This was created circa 1999 in Eustace, Texas by some "old and dusty" veteran teacher and been added to for newer things. The mission statement for this system is: Paint the car. It does not matter what the insiide of anything looks like, just as long as the outside looks good to the public. Domains are as follows: I. Always carry a breifcase (laptop bag nowadays) II. Do not get administrators phone calls from parents or community members. III. Do not send anyone to the office that might draw attention to yourself. IV. Do not fail anyone....this will result in you failing Domain II. V. Do not mess with Special Education, 504, ELL, Autistic, Aspergers, or any other newfound ailments. VI. Do not spend any money on the students. The breakdown of the chain of command is as follows: Teachers are scared of the principal, principal is scared of the supt, the supt is scared of school board, the board scared of parents, parents scared of kids......KIDS scared of no one!! Enjoy and take it as you like.....try not to be too serious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldogbacker Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 just wondering if there are any old Eustace guys out there still that remember this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strengthnhonor Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I am an old Eustace guy, but don't remember that quote. Sounds like a Coach Brown quote to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jab Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I am an old Eustace guy, but don't remember that quote. Sounds like a Coach Brown quote to me. Sorry ... I can't take credit for this one --- someone far wiser than me is responsible for this one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strengthnhonor Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Sorry ... I can't take credit for this one --- someone far wiser than me is responsible for this one ... Your guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Sorry ... I can't take credit for this one --- someone far wiser than me is responsible for this one ... When I read it, you were my first guess..... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratface Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Your guess? Sounds like an RT classic to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
199th Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I can't believe that people still remember this. It was a boring teacher in service and I needed something to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratface Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Oh, I've got it now! It wasn't the legendary RT, it was the legendary MB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
199th Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I taught it well to your brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratface Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I taught it well to your brother. Yes sir, you did, Coach! Sure miss those old days. Keep up the good work, and I sure hope yall have another great season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jab Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Paint the car! My personal favorite, though, ... "ya plant a cocklebur, ya get a cocklebur" You guys oughta be around here Saturday, the 9th. The alumni game is gonna be played at Kemp on that day. It's gonna be hilarious ..... can't wait to get my popcorn and coke and get me a spot on the rail .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strengthnhonor Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ahhhhh hahahaha ha ha. OK. It makes sense now, and I bet that Alumni game will be a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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