camuchs Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Them China'r womens reely no's how to cook'm fish i herd! I don't eat no fish that still has it's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 Hemingway stated that there are only 3 real sports; bull fighting, motor racing, and mountain climbing - and not the kind of bull fighting Shorty Gorham does [yep that's his name...get it? a bull fighter named "Gorham" LOL] ---- the rest are merely children's games played by adults. Man VS Beast[bullfighting]; Man VS Machine[motor racing]; Man VS Nature [mountain climbing] are the criteria for a sport ergo golf is NOT a sport...no bats, gloves, clubs, rackets, nets, goal posts, umpires, line judges, referees or score keepers required. Iditorod is a reel mans sport to. Them cats iz tuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal13 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Golf the only "sport" you can drink a case a beer while playing.....definitely a sport!! :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Golf the only "sport" you can drink a case a beer while playing.....definitely a sport!! :unsure: If you gona drink a case you mite as wel drink enuff to get buzzzz'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Golf is definitely a sport. It's one of the hardest games to play at a professional level I would'nt say that to no hocky folkz or cheaptrick 77. Mite jus get a mudstompin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted April 20, 2013 Author Share Posted April 20, 2013 I think a game haz to have defence to be considerdt a sport. Fore instence basketball, basebal, football , all haz defence. Bowlin,lawndardtz, golf.no defence. Golfs not a sport itz a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Sure golf haz defance ... have you never stepped on yer buddyz ball before he got there on his cart and squished it down in the mud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Soundz awflly paynefull Kirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde tru storie :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topher805 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde tru storie :P Kick it in the bushes? Are win in junior high? When I am helping my friends find their ball, if I find it first, it goes in my pocket. In basketball that is called a steal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 ^ see doomer .... another gud defansive move by a smart golfer :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde tru storie :P ;')< handlin shafts, kikkin balls , peeples bushes? Hope yer reddy for some warnin points. Good'un Kirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 ^ WoooooooWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!!!! Ovreheeting a lilltle...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingnut Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Golf is the greatest game ever!! And yes, to be able to play competitively, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication. It is definitely a sport!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 Golf is the greatest game ever!! And yes, to be able to play competitively, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication. It is definitely a sport!!!!Maybe for you but I caint get the dagum ball to go were I want it. Think i'd rather go frogging. Yall can have that sport and good luck to ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingnut Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Maybe for you but I caint get the dagum ball to go were I want it. Think i'd rather go frogging. Yall can have that sport and good luck to ya. LOL, I was a much better golfer when I was a whole lot younger!!! Can't hit the ball near as far, although it does go straighter now. Of course a topper off the tee can't really do too much else but go straight!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 LOL, I was a much better golfer when I was a whole lot younger!!! Can't hit the ball near as far, although it does go straighter now. Of course a topper off the tee can't really do too much else but go straight!!! :)Froggin is easier. All you have to do is remember that froggies eyes is green/yellow and gators and snakes eyes is not. Tru-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maudcitizen Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Of course golf is a sport. It contains the elements of mental and physical exertion, intense preparation, physical total-body movement, extreme coronation, endurance, strategy, competition, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Froggin is easier. All you have to do is remember that froggies eyes is green/yellow and gators and snakes eyes is not. Tru-up I guess if you are so uncoordinated you can't find your #### with both hands, you aren't up for a few rounds of golf. :LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 I guess if you are so uncoordinated you can't find your #### with both hands, you aren't up for a few rounds of golf. :LOL Watch it man. They could give you a warnin point Kirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Anybody who would start as ignorant a thread as this should be banned for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted November 22, 2013 Author Share Posted November 22, 2013 Anybody who would start as ignorant a thread as this should be banned for life. Yep golf aint no sport. No need for this subject rite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayseed Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Yep golf aint no sport. No need for this subject rite? Yeah Doomer, give it a rest before some of these golfers get together and string you up son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thekids Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I don't think golf is as much of an athletic sport as some sports, but it does take skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Golf may be the greatest sport ever devised. It's all on you, nobody else. Nobody else to blame for your bad shots. It takes skill, strategy, athletic ability, coordination, precision, flexibility, touch, power and mental toughness to be an accomplished golfer. Few and far between are the "hackers" who can put it all together and consistently post low scores. Those who don't see golf as a sport don't know the game very well or what it takes to master the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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