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Is golf reely a sport?

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44 members have voted

  1. 1. Golf iz or iznt a sport

    • Golf iz a sport
      27
    • Golf aint no sport
      3
    • Golf is almost a sport but has no pass rush
      7
    • Golf aint even close to a sport
      7


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Them China'r womens reely no's how to cook'm fish i herd!

I don't eat no fish that still has it's eyes.

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Hemingway stated that there are only 3 real sports; bull fighting, motor racing, and mountain climbing - and not the kind of bull fighting Shorty Gorham does [yep that's his name...get it? a bull fighter named "Gorham" LOL] ---- the rest are merely children's games played by adults. Man VS Beast[bullfighting]; Man VS Machine[motor racing]; Man VS Nature [mountain climbing] are the criteria for a sport ergo golf is NOT a sport...no bats, gloves, clubs, rackets, nets, goal posts, umpires, line judges, referees or score keepers required.

Iditorod is a reel mans sport to. Them cats iz tuff.

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Golf the only "sport" you can drink a case a beer while playing.....definitely a sport!! :unsure:

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Golf the only "sport" you can drink a case a beer while playing.....definitely a sport!! :unsure:

 

If you gona drink a case you mite as wel drink enuff to get buzzzz'd!

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Golf is definitely a sport. It's one of the hardest games to play at a professional level

I would'nt say that to no hocky folkz or cheaptrick 77. Mite jus get a mudstompin.

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I think a game haz to have defence to be considerdt a sport. Fore instence basketball, basebal, football , all haz defence. Bowlin,lawndardtz, golf.no defence. Golfs not a sport itz a game.

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Sure golf haz defance ... have you never stepped on yer buddyz ball before he got there on his cart and squished it down in the mud?

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Soundz awflly paynefull Kirt.

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It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft

 

anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it

 

theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde

 

tru storie :P

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It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft

 

anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it

 

theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde

 

tru storie :P

Kick it in the bushes? Are win in junior high? When I am helping my friends find their ball, if I find it first, it goes in my pocket. In basketball that is called a steal...

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^ see doomer .... another gud defansive move by a smart golfer :P

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It's payneful when he has to gouge it out wif his 7 iorn without breaking hiz shaft

 

anuthur gud defancive golf move is to kick yer buddys ball in the bushes gefore he finds it

 

theze are two pruf positives and tru stories if how golf is a dafinately a sport and how good defance can help you whip yer buddy on the scorecarde

 

tru storie :P

;')< handlin shafts, kikkin balls , peeples bushes? Hope yer reddy for some warnin points. Good'un Kirt.

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^ WoooooooWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!!!! Ovreheeting a lilltle......

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Golf is the greatest game ever!! And yes, to be able to play competitively, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication. It is definitely a sport!!!!

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Golf is the greatest game ever!! And yes, to be able to play competitively, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication. It is definitely a sport!!!!

Maybe for you but I caint get the dagum ball to go were I want it. Think i'd rather go frogging. Yall can have that sport and good luck to ya.

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Maybe for you but I caint get the dagum ball to go were I want it. Think i'd rather go frogging. Yall can have that sport and good luck to ya.

 

 

LOL, I was a much better golfer when I was a whole lot younger!!! Can't hit the ball near as far, although it does go straighter now. Of course a topper off the tee can't really do too much else but go straight!!! :)

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LOL, I was a much better golfer when I was a whole lot younger!!! Can't hit the ball near as far, although it does go straighter now. Of course a topper off the tee can't really do too much else but go straight!!! :)

Froggin is easier. All you have to do is remember that froggies eyes is green/yellow and gators and snakes eyes is not. Tru-up

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Of course golf is a sport. It contains the elements of mental and physical exertion, intense preparation, physical total-body movement, extreme coronation, endurance, strategy, competition, etc.

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Froggin is easier. All you have to do is remember that froggies eyes is green/yellow and gators and snakes eyes is not. Tru-up

 

I guess if you are so uncoordinated you can't find your #### with both hands, you aren't up for a few rounds of golf. :LOL

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I guess if you are so uncoordinated you can't find your #### with both hands, you aren't up for a few rounds of golf. :LOL

Watch it man. They could give you a warnin point Kirt!

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Anybody who would start as ignorant a thread as this should be banned for life.

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Anybody who would start as ignorant a thread as this should be banned for life.

Yep golf aint no sport. No need for this subject rite?

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Yep golf aint no sport. No need for this subject rite?

Yeah Doomer, give it a rest before some of these golfers get together and string you up son.

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I don't think golf is as much of an athletic sport as some sports, but it does take skill.

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