tigernationfan Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I heard it was two bags for her, in case one broke. yes thats it ..my bad lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 We used to have a school day set aside in honor of the possum. The Possum Queen herself along with Professor Potter and Professor Baird would tell us "true" stories about them. We even had a musuem at Frank Ford's. You were high cotton if you got to be in the parade that saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upullinmychain Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 If you've ever gone by the nickname Squirrel, Duke, Critter, Cooter, Bubba, Slim, Skinny, Squatlow, Stretch, Snake, Butch, Jimbo, Buddy, Pig, Sonny, Lefty, Sparky, Porkchop, Squirt, Shorty, Fatty, Tubby, Toad, Tiny, Spanky, Shooter, Rumeye, Slappy, Goober, Buzz, Dinky, Digger, Frog, Fuzzy, Peanut, Hopscotch, Pooh, Donut, Slick or Turtle then you are most likely in. Im a bubba and I once dated a two bagger and no she wasn't my cousin- yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingnut Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I ain't telling...... They were a few miles southwest of the big city of Pritchett.... :ph34r: That's it! That's all I'm saying, except that is was a looooonnng time ago. :blush: Well, that's pretty dang close if you ask me!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pops Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 sissy is a butterface girl she got a nice body butterface is ugly :lol: Are you saying........She looks better leavin' than she does comin' back...................... * I own all rights to that sentence and will use it in the Backwater Anthem I'm writing.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle8 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Shes also a blockaway girl...looks good from a block away!! She's looks good from far.....but far from good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasualObserver70 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 If you've ever gone by the nickname Squirrel, Duke, Critter, Cooter, Bubba, Slim, Skinny, Squatlow, Stretch, Snake, Butch, Jimbo, Buddy, Pig, Sonny, Lefty, Sparky, Porkchop, Squirt, Shorty, Fatty, Tubby, Toad, Tiny, Spanky, Shooter, Rumeye, Slappy, Goober, Buzz, Dinky, Digger, Frog, Fuzzy, Peanut, Hopscotch, Pooh, Donut, Slick or Turtle then you are most likely in. You missed June bug, shrimp, dozer, and tank. And if your real name is Billy Bob, that should automatically qualify. Some other qualifications: 1) If you city or county has a fair named after an animal or vegetable (Yamboree, Fire Ant Festival, Possum festival, etc.), automatic admittance. 2) If you have to check with your parents before you date a girl to make sure you're not kin to her, your in. 3) If your town is named after a tree or animal, you're in (White Oak, that means you). 4) If you got 4 generations buried in the community cemetary, you're in. (I got kinfolk in the Soule's Chapel Cemetary that were buried in the 1800s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franksnbeans Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 You missed June bug, shrimp, dozer, and tank. And if your real name is Billy Bob, that should automatically qualify. Some other qualifications: 1) If you city or county has a fair named after an animal or vegetable (Yamboree, Fire Ant Festival, Possum festival, etc.), automatic admittance. 2) If you have to check with your parents before you date a girl to make sure you're not kin to her, your in. 3) If your town is named after a tree or animal, you're in (White Oak, that means you). 4) If you got 4 generations buried in the community cemetary, you're in. (I got kinfolk in the Soule's Chapel Cemetary that were buried in the 1800s). +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upullinmychain Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 If you have climes a water tower with a can of paint Your in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdaddy4651 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 You're in. In fact, you could have just stopped at "I live in Gilmer". LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdaddy4651 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I heard if you lived in gilmer, your cousins and sometimes even your sisters were fair game to be married to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumospud Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 If you've ever gone by the nickname Squirrel, Duke, Critter, Cooter, Bubba, Slim, Skinny, Squatlow, Stretch, Snake, Butch, Jimbo, Buddy, Pig, Sonny, Lefty, Sparky, Porkchop, Squirt, Shorty, Fatty, Tubby, Toad, Tiny, Spanky, Shooter, Rumeye, Slappy, Goober, Buzz, Dinky, Digger, Frog, Fuzzy, Peanut, Hopscotch, Pooh, Donut, Slick or Turtle then you are most likely in. No lie they call me SPUD and my son is TATER TOT XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSTANGMANIA Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I heard if you lived in gilmer, your cousins and sometimes even your sisters were fair game to be married to.. Gilmer. Isn't that in Kissyersister county? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasualObserver70 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 The key to not making a mistake in the dating game in Gilmer is to find out where the kinfolk come from. See, my kinfolk come from Simpsonville and Soul's Chapel. So if I meet anyone else whose kinfolk come from there, I already knows we're related to each other somehow. But if their kin was from Indian Rock or Pritchett, I figure it's safe to date 'em. Anyone in Upshur County knows what I'm talkin about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigernationfan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 aint nothing wrong with the yamboree. i go every year. BUT im not from that neck of the woods . i guess that what keeps me safe lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOldBuckeye Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Young shark swimmin with his granpaw shark., Grandpaw asked him what he wanted to eat. Young shark said,,"I want some 'human',,, hadn't had any human in a long time. Grandpaw says,, ok, great,, there's some over there near that beach. so over there they went. The young shark made a mad dash towards them,, but Grandpaw, yelled WHOA there youngan',,,not yet. Young shark said "Why Grandpaw, I'm hungry",,, GP said,,, we needs to circle em 5 times with half our fins showin,, so they did. The youngin' was about to attack again,, and GP said,, wait wait,, now we need to move in to about ten feet,, and circle them again 5 times with our whole fin showing. So they did. When they were through,, GP said,, "alright,, go get eml' ". When they gots through eatin',,, the young shark said,,, man,,, that was the best human I ever had GP,,, but why did we have to circle em so much. GP said,,, "Humans always taste better once you get the poop out of em". Now tellin a joke like that,, should get my whole family in on an honorary basis for having to live with me. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upullinmychain Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 If you watch reruns of American hoggers on your day off are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigernationfan Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 IN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramfan1 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 If you watch reruns of American hoggers on your day off are you in? dont watch rerns or first runs my land connects to the sabine river. hogs every where nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upullinmychain Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 If you run your lines eveyday befor and after school when you was a kid - are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLACK Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well if being from the sprawling metropolis of Rusk Tx ain't enough. My pa once showed up at the school house and took my lunch money because he said he needed some snuff. But I forgave him because he showed me the secret of puttin a goats back legs into your boots. We used to go hog huntin every night just so we could trade em off to the Hispanics in New Summerfield for Col Beer. Those was the good 'ol days for they put me in this here hospital sittin on the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRusk2009 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You're in if the name of the town you live in only has three letters and when pronounced sounds like a freshly caught mud cat... arp arp arp arp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franksnbeans Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well if being from the sprawling metropolis of Rusk Tx ain't enough. My pa once showed up at the school house and took my lunch money because he said he needed some snuff. But I forgave him because he showed me the secret of puttin a goats back legs into your boots. We used to go hog huntin every night just so we could trade em off to the Hispanics in New Summerfield for Col Beer. Those was the good 'ol days for they put me in this here hospital sittin on the hill in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumospud Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You're in if the name of the town you live in only has three letters and when pronounced sounds like a freshly caught mud cat... arp arp arp arp... Well the two of us are all ready in. OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveyalife Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 If your quarterback son sets up your "very best" plastic dollar store lawn chairs for target practice... does that get me in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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