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Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal.

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If I were president, I would fill in the blank.

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Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal.

 

 

 

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Cheapy you have yet tuned in to SteveO's new show - Killer Karaoke? I laughed over and over at the guy trying to serve a dinner while being shocked with 5 dog shock collars on!

 

It's fun watching someone trying to keep singing while their getting snakebit. lol

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If I were president, I would fill in the blank.

clever... ;)

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I'd outlaw catch phrases and assign the Smithsonian to revive Mr. Cronkite poste haste!

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Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal.

 

 

I'd have to include Yoko Ono and any musician with the first name of Justin.

 

Back on topic I'd resign. Before resigning I would make an Executive Order that banned digital music, and brought back vinyl.

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Maybe I would divorce that black widow woman with the scary dress, get my hooks into the lead singer of that R&R band "Hole" and vacation in Hawaii till the Grand Marshall of Tetonic Plates saw fit to burn my 13 bedroom house down!!

 

Then I may gather some much needed entightlements....

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clever... ;)

Yeh. I thought so, too. signs138[1].gif

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I'd bring back that late 80's show "Grudge Match" and use it to get society and our govt. back on track. Yeah, and while i was at it i'd bring back Rat Patrol too.

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If I were president, I'd require all hotels to be equipped with a laundry room (I had a bad, grungy experience in Louisiana) :(

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If I were president, I'd require all hotels to be equipped with a laundry room (I had a bad, grungy experience in Louisiana) :(

 

 

I bet you shove'd red beans n rice an jubalia in your pocketts and forgot'em like i did! Undestandible mis-steak. Southern Lousiana too?

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If i'z prezadent id stomp a mud ditch in anybodie i want'd an nobodied do nuthin bout it.

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If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded.

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If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded.

 

 

Good one , i bet them boys fron Okliehoma feels it too.

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If I were President I'd make Opening Day and the Monday after the Super Bowl national holidays.

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If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded.

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Thank You Cheapy! I was beginning to think I was the only one that got uber tired of this stinking nickname before Thanksgiving Day Dinner was ready to eat......... LOL

 

If I were President, I'd wipe away Auto Registration Stickers, I'd make Phone Bills understandable again, and I 'd bring back Pots and promise a Chicken for every one of them!

 

LOL, I hate chickens!

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If I were President I'd make Opening Day and the Monday after the Super Bowl national holidays.

Opening day? 'stoneykelly' has just taken 'fraksnbeans's place as my vote as smartest poster!

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^ The first and more than likely the last time that the words Smart & Stoneykelly will go together on SDC....unless this follows ####. lol

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...take the presidential "No Secrets" tour of Area 51.

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Back on topic I'd resign. Before resigning I would make an Executive Order that banned digital music, and brought back vinyl.

 

I vote for Dave!

 

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I'd ban for consumption hot unsweetened tea. That stuffs nasty.

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I'd reinstate prohabithion.Tru storie.

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