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Coach Rab Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 What has 2 butts and is extremely deadly? an Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted July 10, 2020 Author Share Posted July 10, 2020 Fellas tell your woman this one tonight and see what she says. What are the best 10 years of a woman’s life? The ones between her turning 39 and 40. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trashyhound Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 What's the difference between a Biden / Harris motorcade and a porcupine? On the porcupine the Pr#ck is on the outside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Sorry for the ugly word but this is funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 My son just sent me this. If you take time to listen, you’ll realize he’s like his Dad, a connoisseur of fine music. This is a classic! And definitely belongs on this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 A Duck goes into a pharmacy for some Chap Stick; The clerk asks him, “Will this be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my Bill...” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 The doorbell rings. Guy goes to answer it. He sees a snail on the doorstep. He picks up the snail and flings it as far away as he can. Two years pass. The doorbell rings again. Guy comes to the door. It's the snail again. The snail says, "What was that about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 Ducks Walk into a Bar ... “Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck. “Huey,” was the reply. “How’s your day been Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey “Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, “Hi, and what’s your name?” “Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two. “So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?” he asked. “Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?” The bartender turned to the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?” “No,” she said batting her eyelashes, “My name is Puddles.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted January 28, 2021 Author Share Posted January 28, 2021 Looks a lot classier than I thought it would be. Can’t find that on Highway 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 47 minutes ago, Stoney said: Looks a lot classier than I thought it would be. Can’t find that on Highway 80. Hookers? Or Furniture?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Did y’all know that diarrhea is hereditary? It Runs in your Jeans.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CarthDawg77 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 It’s so cold, I just saw a gangsta’ pull his pants up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hagar Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 More proof a husband can’t win. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, Hagar said: More proof a husband can’t win. Yours should improve once the swelling goes down... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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