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Thought this would be a good thread.  There's some real gems out there.  I'll start off with a couple.  The first I just read today.

There are three kinds of men.  The ones who learn by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.  -  Will Rogers

To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to create a menace to society.  -. Theodore Roosevelt 

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Don't let "other people" dictate how you act......

All Right EVERYBODY...line up alphabetically according to your height....Casey Steagal

Man who live in glass house......dress in basement.....Chinese proverb.....maybe a MODERN Chinese proverb

Man who see flying cow....better....MOOOOOOOOVE!!!!

and finally....yes Reb....from Will Rogers....The man who learns the fastest of what NOT to do is the man who pees on the fence 

 

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When you find your self in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

.... Super Chicken

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Here's another great one.  Ironically by a Democrat.

Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives have been endowed with since birth:  a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good.  

Sen Patrick Moynihan (D-NY)

 

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18 minutes ago, KirtFalcon said:

When you find your self in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

.... Super Chicken

Okay, that proves it.  You've been abucted and the aliens experimented on you.  You may not even remember all the probes they stuck in you.  Come to think of it, I hope you don't.    :rofl:

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Never look a Gift Horse in the mouth....

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink...

and to finish off my ode to horses, there’s this;

Definition of a Horse show: “A bunch of horses showing their arses to a bunch of horsesarses showing their horses...”.🐎😜👌

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2 from Sweet Dreams, the Patsy Cline Story

Patsy told Charlie after she got a ride home from motorcycle man, "You must have me confused with someone who gives a ..............."

Charlie Dick told Patsy at the bar after she refused to talk to him, "You must think (on second thought I can't tell that one)

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