Hagar Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Thought this would be a good thread. There's some real gems out there. I'll start off with a couple. The first I just read today. There are three kinds of men. The ones who learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to create a menace to society. -. Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 Wow, you guys aren't much on quotes. Win one for the Gipper? Okay. Fine. I'll leave you with one more. 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name. Larry the Cable Guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” - Roger Staubach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 “Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” - John Wayne 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManCaveDweller Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Don't let "other people" dictate how you act...... All Right EVERYBODY...line up alphabetically according to your height....Casey Steagal Man who live in glass house......dress in basement.....Chinese proverb.....maybe a MODERN Chinese proverb Man who see flying cow....better....MOOOOOOOOVE!!!! and finally....yes Reb....from Will Rogers....The man who learns the fastest of what NOT to do is the man who pees on the fence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 “It’s never too early to do the right thing.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Just now, CarthDawg77 said: “It’s never too early to do the right thing.” Just now, CarthDawg77 said: “It’s never too early to do the right thing.” When in Doubt, just shut up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 When you find your self in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk) There is someone waiting, Who will hurry up and rescue you, Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!) .... Super Chicken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Here's another great one. Ironically by a Democrat. Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives have been endowed with since birth: a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good. Sen Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, KirtFalcon said: When you find your self in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk) There is someone waiting, Who will hurry up and rescue you, Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!) .... Super Chicken Okay, that proves it. You've been abucted and the aliens experimented on you. You may not even remember all the probes they stuck in you. Come to think of it, I hope you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 The only lesson we really learn from history is that few people really learn from history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem. ... Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it. ... The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 You won't get gun control by disarming law-abiding citizens. There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the thugs and the criminals, lock them up and if you don't actually throw away the key, at least lose it for a long time... It's a nasty truth, but those who seek to inflict harm are not fazed by gun controllers. I happen to know this from personal experience. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Too often character assassination has replaced debate in principle here in Washington. Destroy someone's reputation, and you don't have to talk about what he stands for. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I thought the function of the government was to promote the general welfare, not to provide it. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 We could say they government spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threejs Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 "Like momma said, It bees that way some time. Have mercy!" ....Iceman King Parsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Never look a Gift Horse in the mouth.... You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink... and to finish off my ode to horses, there’s this; Definition of a Horse show: “A bunch of horses showing their arses to a bunch of horsesarses showing their horses...”.🐎😜👌 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingnut Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 2 from Sweet Dreams, the Patsy Cline Story Patsy told Charlie after she got a ride home from motorcycle man, "You must have me confused with someone who gives a ..............." Charlie Dick told Patsy at the bar after she refused to talk to him, "You must think (on second thought I can't tell that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Hair today... Gone tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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