Stoney Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Fellas the strangest thing happened this morning. I woke and went to town and bought a big cup of black coffee, all the while I had my left turn blinker on for 8 miles. Drank my coffee and started complaining about these kids nowadays and their dang hippity hop music. Then I got a real strong urge for some Metamucil, Bengay and some Werthers originals. Get back home after driving 50 in a 60 and these whippersnappers were passing me like they were at Daytona. These kids nowadays, no respect. While I’m rubbing my Bengay on my knees and shoulders (man this weather hurts my bones and the arthuritis flares up), gulping my Metamucil and double fisting Werthers and prunes, it hits me.....if this is what turning 35 feels like I’ll be ready for the nursing when 36 comes around. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Stoney said: Fellas the strangest thing happened this morning. I woke and went to town and bought a big cup of black coffee, all the while I had my left turn blinker on for 8 miles. Drank my coffee and started complaining about these kids nowadays and their dang hippity hop music. Then I got a real strong urge for some Metamucil, Bengay and some Werthers originals. Get back home after driving 50 in a 60 and these whippersnappers were passing me like they were at Daytona. These kids nowadays, no respect. While I’m rubbing my Bengay on my knees and shoulders (man this weather hurts my bones and the arthuritis flares up), gulping my Metamucil and double fisting Werthers and prunes, it hits me.....if this is what turning 35 feels like I’ll be ready for the nursing when 36 comes around. If you think it’s bad now, Just Keep Wakin’ Up, Buttercup!🤣🤣 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 19 hours ago, Stoney said: Fellas the strangest thing happened this morning. I woke and went to town and bought a big cup of black coffee, all the while I had my left turn blinker on for 8 miles. Drank my coffee and started complaining about these kids nowadays and their dang hippity hop music. Then I got a real strong urge for some Metamucil, Bengay and some Werthers originals. Get back home after driving 50 in a 60 and these whippersnappers were passing me like they were at Daytona. These kids nowadays, no respect. While I’m rubbing my Bengay on my knees and shoulders (man this weather hurts my bones and the arthuritis flares up), gulping my Metamucil and double fisting Werthers and prunes, it hits me.....if this is what turning 35 feels like I’ll be ready for the nursing when 36 comes around. You are becoming Kirt and Reb(aka:Hagar)......lol 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/13/2018 at 12:24 PM, Stoney said: Fellas the strangest thing happened this morning. I woke and went to town and bought a big cup of black coffee, all the while I had my left turn blinker on for 8 miles. Drank my coffee and started complaining about these kids nowadays and their dang hippity hop music. Then I got a real strong urge for some Metamucil, Bengay and some Werthers originals. Get back home after driving 50 in a 60 and these whippersnappers were passing me like they were at Daytona. These kids nowadays, no respect. While I’m rubbing my Bengay on my knees and shoulders (man this weather hurts my bones and the arthuritis flares up), gulping my Metamucil and double fisting Werthers and prunes, it hits me.....if this is what turning 35 feels like I’ll be ready for the nursing when 36 comes around. I got my medicare card in the mail a couple of weeks ago ... I could still probably whip most men half my age ... no brag, just fact ... me and my boys ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 That's nothing. Sometimes during the workday I'll catch myself looking forward to going to bed that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, AKA said: That's nothing. Sometimes during the workday I'll catch myself looking forward to going to bed that night. Sometimes I think you are already asleep when you are posting some of your strange stuff .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 11 hours ago, AKA said: That's nothing. Sometimes during the workday I'll catch myself looking forward to going to bed that night. Well, I do too, but it's not about sleep. Take it away Ronnie : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Hayseeds social security number is only four digits long. 0013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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