BoyzNdaHood Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, DannyZuco said: And I can't believe that grown adults complain so much about a president that really has NOTHING to do in that individuals life. But then again, everyone has their crutches. LOL.Ā I see, some worse than others 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Since I read something yesterday about the "GAP Band" I thought I'd get them represented today--in the Chicken World. Just for @BarryLaverty You were the henĀ that changed my worldYou were the hen for meYou lit the fuse, I stand accusedYou were the first for meBut you turned me out, chickYou dropped an egg on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meBut you turned me on, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou were my thrills, you were my pillsYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turn me out, you turn me onYou turned me loose, then you turned me wrongBut you turned me out, chickYou dropped an egg on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meBut you turned me on, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me Just like Adam and Eve, said you'd set me free You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high You were my pills, you were my thrills You were my hope, chick, you were my smoke You dropped an egg, hey,Ā chickBut you turned me out, chickYou dropped an egg on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meBut you turned me on, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chick(Mmm...)You dropped an egg on me(You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick)You dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an egg on meWe were in motion, felt like lotionYou were the henĀ for meYou were the first explosionTurned out to be corrosionYou were the first for meBut you turned me out, chick You dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me(Whoa... whoa... oh... oh... chick)You dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me(I won't forget what you done to me, chick)But you turned me out, chickYou dropped an egg on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meBut you turned me on, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meI-I-II-I-I won't forget itI-I-II-I-I won't forget itBut you turned me out, chickYou dropped an egg on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meBut you turned me on, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on me, chickYou dropped an eggĀ on meI-I-II-I-I won't forget itI-I-II-I-I won't forget it Ā You turned me out, you turned me onAnd then you dropped me to the groundYou dropped an egg on meYou turned me out, you turned me onAnd then you dropped me to the groundYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, you turned me onAnd then you dropped me to the groundYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on meYou turned me out, then you turned me onYou dropped an eggĀ on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Ah, for those of us that are old enough to remember--sorry @JETT, this song is just a little old for you. LOL.Ā From the Mamas and Papas--a classic hit from 1966, revised for chickens crossing the road.Ā Ā Chicken, Chicken, so good to me Chicken mornin', it was all I hoped it would beOh ChickenĀ mornin', ChickenĀ mornin' couldn't guaranteeThat ChickenĀ evenin' you would still be here with me ChickenĀ , Chicken, can't trust that dayChicken, Chicken, sometimes it just turns out that wayOh ChickenĀ mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to beOh Chicken, Chicken, how could you leave and not take meEvery other day, every other dayEvery other day of the week is fine, yeahBut whenever ChickenĀ comes, but whenever ChickenĀ comes A-you can find me cryin' all of the timeChicken, Chicken, so good to meChickenĀ mornin', it was all I hoped it would beBut ChickenĀ mornin', ChickenĀ mornin' couldn't guarantee That ChickenĀ evenin' you would still be here with meEvery other day, every other dayEvery other day of the week is fine, yeah (yeah)But whenever ChickenĀ comes, but whenever ChickenĀ comesA-you can find me cryin' all of the time Chicken, Chicken, can't trust that dayChicken, Chicken, it just turns out that wayOh Chicken, Chicken, won't go awayChicken, Chicken, it's here to stayOh Chicken, ChickenOh Chicken, Chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, CarthDawg77 said: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 40 minutes ago, DannyZuco said: Never. LOL Kirt! This is all your fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 This is how @CarthDawg77Ā feels every time he comes on this page. Knowing that he really loves reading all these.Ā So @CarthDawg77Ā this one goes out to you and the rest of the older gentlemen on this website. The newest remake of Diana Ross' "Stop in the name of Chicken". Stop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heart Ā Baby, babyI'm aware of where you goEach time you leave my doorI watch you walk down the streetKnowing your other love you'll meetBut this time before you run to hensLeaving me alone and hurt(Think it over) After I've been good to you ?(Think it over) After I've been sweet to you ? Ā Stop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartStop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartThink it overThink it over Ā I've known of yourYour secluded nightsI've even seen henMaybe once or twiceBut is henĀ sweet expressionWorth more than my love and affection ?But this time before you leave my nestAnd rush off to hensĀ charms(Think it over) Haven't I been good to you ?(Think it over) Haven't I been sweet to you ? Ā Stop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartStop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartThink it overThink it over Ā I've tried so hard, hard to be patientHoping you'd stop this infatuationBut each time you are togetherI'm so afraid I'll be losing you forever Ā Stop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartStop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heartStop! In the name of chickenBefore you break my heart Baby, think it overThink it over, RoosterOoh, think it over Rooster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 From our Speaker of the House--Nancy Pelosi In 2009, while pushing a stimulus bill to counter the recession, Pelosi said, āEvery month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million chickensĀ lose their jobs.ā At the time, the U.S. had just over 300 million chickens.--hard to argue with those numbers. LOLĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Joe Biden--June 25, 2020-- āChickensĀ donāt have a job, ChickensĀ donāt know where to go, they donāt know what to do,ā Biden said Thursday. āNow we have over 120 million dead Chickens from COVID.ā-- "Back to the Basement for YOU!!!!"--(Soup Nazi from Seinfeld) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 āHappiness is a Fat, yeller Chicken.ā- Bo Pilgrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 āA question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the ChickensĀ crazy?āāĀ Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 From June 30, 2020--Joe Biden just loves him some Chicken Faces āYouāre a lying ChickenĀ face,ā Biden said, apparently irritated that the reporter kept asking questions as he tried to leave the event, before adding that he was āconstantly tested for Chicken pox.ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilgrim Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Nancy Pelosi--July 2020--"Chickens gonna do what chickens do."--Eat and poopoo. LOL.Ā I didn't forget about this thread LOL.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, DannyZuco said: Nancy Pelosi--July 2020--"Chickens gonna do what chickens do."--Eat and poopoo. LOL.Ā I didn't forget about this thread LOL.Ā Dammit!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Little GTO Little KFC youāre really looking fine 3 pieces & 2 sides for $9.99 Listen to her cooking up now, and itās time to dine Cāmon cook it up, box it up, give it to me KFC. Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Hagar said: Little GTO Little KFC youāre really looking fine 3 pieces & 2 sides for $9.99 Listen to her cooking up now, and itās time to dine Cāmon cook it up, box it up, give it to me KFC. Ā Please stop encouraging him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, CarthDawg77 said: Please stop encouraging him! Lmbo, the Devil made me do it. Ā I never heard of them songs heās using, so I figured us old folks needed some representation. Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Hagar said: Lmbo, the Devil made me do it. Ā I never heard of them songs heās using, so I figured us old folks needed some representation. Ā Really, you were so old during the 1970s that you don't remember Diana Ross singing "Stop in the name of Love" and I can't believe that you have never heard of the Mama's and the Papa's--That should be in your wheel house from the 1960s. LOL.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, DannyZuco said: Really, you were so old during the 1970s that you don't remember Diana Ross singing "Stop in the name of Love" and I can't believe that you have never heard of the Mama's and the Papa's--That should be in your wheel house from the 1960s. LOL.Ā Youāre right. Ā I kind of lost interest with your first two up there. Ā Love the Mamaās & Papaās ( got their greatest hits on vinyl), and Dinah Ross ( what a great singer). Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 āCOVID has taken this ChickenĀ just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 ChickensĀ ā look, hereās the ChickenĀ itās just itās just, I mean, think about it, more ChickensĀ this year than any other year for the past hundred years.ā 9/14/2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyZuco Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Bet y'all thought I'd forgotten about the Chicken Thread. NOT!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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