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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


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5 minutes ago, DannyZuco said:

And I can't believe that grown adults complain so much about a president that really has NOTHING to do in that individuals life. But then again, everyone has their crutches. LOL.Ā 

I see, some worse than others šŸ‘€

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Since I read something yesterday about the "GAP Band" I thought I'd get them represented today--in the Chicken World. Just for @BarryLaverty


You were the henĀ that changed my world
You were the hen for me
You lit the fuse, I stand accused
You were the first for me

But you turned me out, chick
You dropped an egg on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
But you turned me on, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong

But you turned me out, chick
You dropped an egg on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
But you turned me on, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me


Just like Adam and Eve, said you'd set me free
You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high
You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope, chick, you were my smoke
You dropped an egg, hey,
Ā chick

But you turned me out, chick
You dropped an egg on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
But you turned me on, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
(Mmm...)
You dropped an egg on me
(You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick)
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an egg on me

We were in motion, felt like lotion
You were the henĀ for me
You were the first explosion
Turned out to be corrosion
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, chick


You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
(Whoa... whoa... oh... oh... chick)
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
(I won't forget what you done to me, chick)


But you turned me out, chick
You dropped an egg on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
But you turned me on, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me

I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it

But you turned me out, chick
You dropped an egg on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me
But you turned me on, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me, chick
You dropped an eggĀ on me

I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it

Ā 

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped an egg on me

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped an eggĀ on me

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Ah, for those of us that are old enough to remember--sorry @JETT, this song is just a little old for you. LOL.Ā  From the Mamas and Papas--a classic hit from 1966, revised for chickens crossing the road.Ā 

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Chicken, Chicken, so good to me
Chicken mornin', it was all I hoped it would be

Oh ChickenĀ mornin', ChickenĀ mornin' couldn't guarantee
That ChickenĀ evenin' you would still be here with me

ChickenĀ , Chicken, can't trust that day
Chicken, Chicken, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh ChickenĀ mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Chicken, Chicken, how could you leave and not take me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever ChickenĀ comes, but whenever ChickenĀ comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time


Chicken, Chicken, so good to me
ChickenĀ mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
But ChickenĀ mornin', ChickenĀ mornin' couldn't guarantee
That ChickenĀ evenin' you would still be here with me


Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah (yeah)
But whenever ChickenĀ comes, but whenever ChickenĀ comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time

Chicken, Chicken, can't trust that day
Chicken, Chicken, it just turns out that way
Oh Chicken, Chicken, won't go away
Chicken, Chicken, it's here to stay
Oh Chicken, Chicken
Oh Chicken, Chicken

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This is how @CarthDawg77Ā feels every time he comes on this page. Knowing that he really loves reading all these.Ā 

So @CarthDawg77Ā this one goes out to you and the rest of the older gentlemen on this website. The newest remake of Diana Ross' "Stop in the name of Chicken".

Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Ā 
Baby, baby
I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing your other love you'll meet
But this time before you run to hens
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over) After I've been good to you ?
(Think it over) After I've been sweet to you ?
Ā 
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over
Ā 
I've known of your
Your secluded nights
I've even seen hen
Maybe once or twice
But is henĀ sweet expression
Worth more than my love and affection ?
But this time before you leave my nest
And rush off to hensĀ charms
(Think it over) Haven't I been good to you ?
(Think it over) Haven't I been sweet to you ?
Ā 
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over
Ā 
I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping you'd stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
I'm so afraid I'll be losing you forever
Ā 
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of chicken
Before you break my heart
Baby, think it over
Think it over, Rooster
Ooh, think it over Rooster
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From our Speaker of the House--Nancy Pelosi

In 2009, while pushing a stimulus bill to counter the recession, Pelosi said, ā€œEvery month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million chickensĀ lose their jobs.ā€ At the time, the U.S. had just over 300 million chickens.--hard to argue with those numbers. LOLĀ 

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Joe Biden--June 25, 2020--

ā€œChickensĀ donā€™t have a job, ChickensĀ donā€™t know where to go, they donā€™t know what to do,ā€ Biden said Thursday. ā€œNow we have over 120 million dead Chickens from COVID.ā€--

"Back to the Basement for YOU!!!!"--(Soup Nazi from Seinfeld)

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From June 30, 2020--Joe Biden just loves him some Chicken Faces

ā€œYouā€™re a lying ChickenĀ face,ā€ Biden said, apparently irritated that the reporter kept asking questions as he tried to leave the event, before adding that he was ā€œconstantly tested for Chicken pox.ā€

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  • 2 weeks later...

Little GTO

Little KFC youā€™re really looking fine

3 pieces & 2 sides for $9.99

Listen to her cooking up now, and itā€™s time to dine

Cā€™mon cook it up, box it up, give it to me KFC.

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1 minute ago, CarthDawg77 said:

Please stop encouraging him!šŸ˜³šŸ˜œ

Lmbo, the Devil made me do it. Ā  I never heard of them songs heā€™s using, so I figured us old folks needed some representation. Ā šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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1 hour ago, Hagar said:

Lmbo, the Devil made me do it. Ā  I never heard of them songs heā€™s using, so I figured us old folks needed some representation. Ā šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Really, you were so old during the 1970s that you don't remember Diana Ross singing "Stop in the name of Love" and I can't believe that you have never heard of the Mama's and the Papa's--That should be in your wheel house from the 1960s. LOL.Ā 

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17 minutes ago, DannyZuco said:

Really, you were so old during the 1970s that you don't remember Diana Ross singing "Stop in the name of Love" and I can't believe that you have never heard of the Mama's and the Papa's--That should be in your wheel house from the 1960s. LOL.Ā 

Youā€™re right. Ā I kind of lost interest with your first two up there. Ā Love the Mamaā€™s & Papaā€™s ( got their greatest hits on vinyl), and Dinah Ross ( what a great singer). Ā 

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ā€œCOVID has taken this ChickenĀ just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 ChickensĀ ā€“ look, hereā€™s the ChickenĀ itā€™s just itā€™s just, I mean, think about it, more ChickensĀ this year than any other year for the past hundred years.ā€

9/14/2020

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