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I’ll start with one of the funniest to me

Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."

 

—to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

 

yes, he told a guy in a wheelchair to stand up lmao

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That's Just Embarrassing 

"I guess what I'm trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast—and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!"

 

—teasing a crowd of Turkish-American and Azerbaijani-American Obama donors, April 27, 2012

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"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

 

—Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008

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"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's—wait—your mom's still—your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."

 

—on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

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6 minutes ago, JETT said:

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That was hilarious by the way.

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"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States—Barack America!"

 

—at his first campaign rally with Barack Obamaafter being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

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"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you."

 

—citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." April 26, 2012
 

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"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately."

 

—Aug. 22, 2012

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1 minute ago, Youngcoach123 said:

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States—Barack America!"

 

—at his first campaign rally with Barack Obamaafter being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

Funny #### right there  JS

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13 minutes ago, JETT said:

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Fake news

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"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent....I'm not joking."

 

—in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June 2006

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10 hours ago, JETT said:

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That bad taste but more lack of self awareness than a gaffe . Technically you’re correct and shouldn’t have been said. 

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If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.

– Joe Biden

To African-American radio host Charlamagne Tha God.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.

– Joe Biden

Botching US Declaration of Independence quote.

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If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.

 Joe Biden

Addressing National Guard, Baltimore, September 2008, about time his helicopter had to make a landing not because of Al Qaeda but due to a sudden snowstorm.
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