cheaptrick77 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 "You callin' my wife an unclean women? Well, that's just another reason I'm comin' down there to whoop your ___ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHSVOICE Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Is this 'erb? (Herb) This is Roy D Mercer....my wife was don there lookin' to buy a car and she sez you tried to show 'er yer Probe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by PHSVOICEmy wife was don there lookin' to buy a car and she sez you tried to show 'er yer Probe..... She wuz lookin’ for one of dem ter-uh-sissis ROTFLMAO !!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Baseball Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Me and you is about to square off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonattsu Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Originally posted by PHSVOICEIs this 'erb? (Herb) This is Roy D Mercer....my wife was don there lookin' to buy a car and she sez you tried to show 'er yer Probe..... "I just want you to know that I am comin down thur with a 55 gallon drum of ###### whip, and I'm pourin it on you."......:w00t::w00t::w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonattsu Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Originally posted by PHSVOICEIs this 'erb? (Herb) This is Roy D Mercer....my wife was don there lookin' to buy a car and she sez you tried to show 'er yer Probe..... Oh and don't forget this snippet from that segment....... Herb: "Before you walk up and punch me, can you at least tell me what you look like so I know when it's coming?" Roy D: "Yeah, I'll be the little wiry fella wearing overall's and a John Deere cap." Herb: "Overall's and a John Deere cap, D@mn!" hehehe, that is probably one of his best one's ever...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I like the one, i think he calls a marine or army recruiter and says something about his son's hamster that got squished...the hamster's name was Liberachi...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillWatchin Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I'll be on you like a chicken on a june bug. I'll put a pop knot on ya big enough for a calf to s-u-c-k on. the "how big a boy are yuh" song is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RcDs34 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 The one about the car and the probe is sooo funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyJohnson Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 More Royisms..... "I'll be on ya' like Michael Jackson on a Boy Scout" ! "I'll be on ya' like Patton for a dance " ! Here's a couple of more animal names... How about the pet terrier?? Regis OR The pet rooster ?? Bobby Fischer Hilarious ! RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 bump You ever had yer #### whipped over sumhthin like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 You ever had yer #### whipped over sumhthin like this? How big a boy are ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 How big a boy are ya? 5' 8" 215 Solid Muscle 61 yrs old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 5' 8" 215 Solid Muscle 61 yrs old You got me Kirt. lol You got me. I give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Holy Moly - talk about dusting something off !! R.I.P. Phil Stone :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Plagiarism ??? From the early 1980s:[FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 You got me Kirt. lol You got me. I give. Forgot to mention my bad back and neck with about a pound of metal screws and plates and cadaver bone holding it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Oldsot......blindref......jasonattsu.......some old posters I haven't heard from in a LONG time....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 "Anybody ever slapped a Pop Knot on top of your head?"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 You gonna be down there all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm gonna send my boy, Raymond down there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Not said by ol' Roy D. - but my favorite line from a victim: "You windier than sack full of ####!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'll kick you so hard you can whistle through your hemmorhoids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 "How long has it been since an ol' boy from Oklahoma whooped you ? I'll put a couple of popknots in your head in the wishbone formation!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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