sweatysoxxx Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Whats your favorite Chuck Norris fact?:thumbsup: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max89 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 he created time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie2008 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on...not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate4 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Chuck Norris can jumpstart a car by attaching jumpercables to his nipples When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTigerTE40 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 this is off another thing and its my favorite Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texashurdler Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 top 2... Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a flipping Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HankTheCowDog Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9Rebel Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Now thats a good one. :thumbsup: :yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat_20 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrammer Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 lol its goes something like this ... one day on the set of walker texas ranger, a baby lamb as born stilborn, chuck norris then proceded to give the baby lamb a prolonged beard rub, bringing the baby lamb back to life, immediatly after he did this, chuck norris gave the baby lamb a patented roundhouse kick to the neck, killing it instantly, just to show that the good chuck giveth, and the good chuck taketh away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clawsnstripes Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 he was the reason average joe's won the tourney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texashurdler Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Originally posted by jgrammer0429lol its goes something like this ... one day on the set of walker texas ranger, a baby lamb as born stilborn, chuck norris then proceded to give the baby lamb a prolonged beard rub, bringing the baby lamb back to life, immediatly after he did this, chuck norris gave the baby lamb a patented roundhouse kick to the neck, killing it instantly, just to show that the good chuck giveth, and the good chuck taketh away. LOL sorry i said it from memory...haha:w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeastlives Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeastlives Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bagger06 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Wanna know who all of Chuck Norris' victoms were? Just check they extinct species list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colligula Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting, that would imply the possiblity of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loftin74 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Chuck Norris had an illigitimate child.............today we know him as Vince Young. We once threw a bachelor party for Chuck. He ate the giant cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris once ate 4, 72 oz. steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes making "whoopie" with his waitress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtorb4152 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CNOrtega Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 The original script for the movie, Zoolander, had Chuck Norris playing the part of Derek Zoolander. When filming the "Magnum" scene, the look that Norris gave instantly exploded the hearts of all humans in attendance. Only Owen Wilson survived, and that's why his nose is screwed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five0pd310 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Chuck Norris can divide by Zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastTexaninHawaii Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by CNOrtegaThe original script for the movie, Zoolander, had Chuck Norris playing the part of Derek Zoolander. When filming the "Magnum" scene, the look that Norris gave instantly exploded the hearts of all humans in attendance. Only Owen Wilson survived, and that's why his nose is screwed up. Haven't heard that one:w00t: El Nino is now known to be a by product of Chuck Norris swimming the Atlantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie2008 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Contrary to popular belief, Godzilla was actually inspired by a true story: Chuck Norris once visited Tokyo and found out all they had to eat was rice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDN5 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 My favorite Chuck Norris fact is that he's 66. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubs37 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! 66 today! :sorcerer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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