delriorojo Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Religious Truths During these troubled times people of all faiths should remember these four fundamental religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. _________(plug in a denomination) do not recognize each other at Hooters. :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YeagerMeister Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Religious Truths During these troubled times people of all faiths should remember these four fundamental religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. _________(plug in a denomination) do not recognize each other at Hooters. :blush: Well said. Regarding 1 thru 3, Abraham is a common denominator which provides at least a basis for "civilized" communication. Now comes the hard part, finding the communicators for each with open minds and a burning desire for resolution, which by the way will be. :thumbsup: Re: #4 :happy65: :happy65: Hooters, got to love them gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bleedsbluengold24 Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Well said. Regarding 1 thru 3, Abraham is a common denominator which provides at least a basis for "civilized" communication. Now comes the hard part, finding the communicators for each with open minds and a burning desire for resolution, which by the way will be. :thumbsup: Re: #4 :happy65: :happy65: Hooters, got to love them gals. Definitely JRowe. JRowe fancies himself quite the Bible scholar. He cannot reincarnate himself here on SDC without tipping his so poorly concealed hand. Busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 This is an old joke, but the line ends with Liquor Store. Actually, the joke has probably been around for quite a long time. It's the ending that always get's changed. I just haven't felt like researching it, regardless, the punch line is relevant, for each day's time and society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiftysix Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 The Jews aren't God's chosen people... anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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