Easton Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this *****? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this *****, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. - Porky's Coach Brakett: [regarding Miss Honeywell] Oh boy, would I like to get next to that. Coach Warren: Ah yes, Lassie. Coach Brakett: Lassie? Coach Warren: Patience my boy, patience. Coach Brakett: Why do they call her Lassie? Coach Warren: Why do you think? Coach Brakett: I dunno. Coach Warren: Awooooooo. Coach Brakett: You callin' her a dog? That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for ******* food. Coach Warren: Well, what can I tell ya? Coach Brakett: You can tell me why they call her Lassie. Coach Warren: Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong. - Porky's Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? - Supertroopers Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms. - Big Trouble Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress. -Ladies Man I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich? - Ladies Man From Boondock Saints Connor: Now you will receive us. Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta] Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. Il Duce: In nomine Patri. Connor: Et Fili. Murphy: Spiritus Sancti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat_20 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Loving the Boon Dock Saints quote Easton :thumbsup: I have many Saints quotes I could throw out here, but none of them are PG-13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easton Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I also love when the girl finds out Rocco killed her cat and asks him why. " I thought it would bring closure to our relationship." "Charlie Bronson always has a big rope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I like Hunter S. Thompson, he was wayyyyy out there. I loved the book, but when it was put on the big screen. I laughed hard at this : Raoul Duke: When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase.colston Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A few favorites: From Saving Private Ryan: "Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen." From Almost Famous: "That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." From Almost Famous: "If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easton Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 From Bull Durham Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! Larry: Lollygaggers! Skip: Lollygaggers. Crash Davis: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he's been in the minors for the last ten years? If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him? Crash Davis: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know ****, all right? If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun *dang it*. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg. Crash : I want you to hit the bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevosev7 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer"-Jim Carey in Ace Ventura Scarecrow: "I haven't got any brains, only straw" Dorthy: "If you don't have any brains then how can you talk?" Scarecrow: "well I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they."- Wizard of Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delap Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' "- Andy Defresne (Tim Robbins)- The Shawshank Redemption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Talladega Nights Reese: Dont listen to these people, Ricky. You're a winner, you got the gift. If you aint first your last! Ricky: Dad!! Reese: See ya when you're grown up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinemanPride Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 " Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... nobody!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeuceChunker03 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front? Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty #### off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. American Beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 San Diego.....I believe it means "a whales vagina"-Anchorman He had this evil face and he said lets get it on. I honestly thought I was going to be raped.-Step Brothers Will Ferrel is great at these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Cole-What do you reckon we do next cousin? Jesse-Home. Cole we go home. And we ride like hell to get there. God help any man that tries to come between me and my farm again. American Outlaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshClub22 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 its not you i just really hate eating dinner with people~Role Models Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillWatchin Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 At my signal, unleash hell. Gladiator Show me the money! Jerry Maguire All from Anchorman: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. ...... Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. Ron: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica: Really. Ron: People know me. Veronica: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Son of a bee-sting. Knights of Columbus, that hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillWatchin Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Just went from 6 to midnight" -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall "Take my eyes but not the shirt" -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voted4Dubya Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Airplane is full of them: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley." Fletch: "Charge it to the Underhills" Wet Hot American Summer is also a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This is from Ali Im the only normal one left around here. Im a black Jew, I cant read, and Im half drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSTANGMANIA Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 H.I., you get back up there and get me a baby. She's got more than she can cope with anyways. She wont miss just one. -Holly Hunter persuading Nick Cage to kidnap them a child in "Raising Arizona" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSTANGMANIA Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Imya Huckaberry.-Tombstone Im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse.-The Godfather You pilgrims gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?-Outlaw Josey Wales If you cant be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.-Porky's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 "I think I'll just beat him now." - Happy Gilmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSTANGMANIA Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "My name's Smokey Bear, and I'm tailgrabbin' yo ### right now!" - Buford T. Justiss, of TEXAS. (Smokey & the Bandit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumberjack Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Jed Clampett to Ms. Hathaway in The Beverly Hillbillies: "Well.....I reckon you did what you did 'cause you didn't know we was who we was. If we hadn't been who we was, we'd still be much obliged for you doin' what you did." Back to the Future III: Marty: "Great Scott!" Doc: "Heavy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaykay08 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 "FREEDOM!!!"- Braveheart (The best movie of allllll time!) "You're mad Irishman!"- Braveheart "THIS IS SPARTA!"- 300 "Would you let Troy burn to the ground for this woman?"- Troy "Excuse me, are you saying meow?"- Super Troopers "The snozberries taste like snozberries"- Super Troopers "You shut your mouth when your talking to me!"- Wedding Crashers "I have long feared that my past would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear..."- The Patriot "WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE ####!"- Wayne's World "GAME ON!"- Wayne's World "Is there anything I can get for you, Mr. Klump? Coffee, donut, rack of lamb?"- Nutty Professor "Who that callin' my name?"- Nutty Professor "Life is like a box of chocolates....."- Forrest Gump "All for one, and one for all!"- The Three Musketeers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadowKnows Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1KcOw7zas Dumb and Dumber Big gulps all right see ya later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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