HankTheCowDog Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Inspired by what I found in my driveway this morning: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLongRanger Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 "The Dude Abides" - The Big Lebowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions? John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals. - Weird Science [Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest] Lumberjack: What's your last name? Long Duk Dong: Dong. Lumberjack: What's your first name? Long Duk Dong: Long. Lumberjack: What's your middle name? Long Duk Dong: Duk. - 16 Candles Mike Baker: [about Ginny] She's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? Jim Baker: Where are you learning this stuff? Mike Baker: School. Jim Baker: Good, get my money's worth. - 16 Candles Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else. - 16 Candles Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded. - 16 Candles Jake: Open this door! Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose! Jake: Open the door! Long Duk Dong: You punch my face! Jake: You grabbed my nuts! - 16 Candles "They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love". Louis Cyphre "Angel Heart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETBU89 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 Okay, not from a movie, but too good not to post: From the television series In Plain Sight : "I love you like an $8 ####." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPTTIGER Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 transformers...........sam to mikalla..............in 50 years don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max89 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Its in! ----superbad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumberjack Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."--- "Ash" in Army of Darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETBU89 Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 "I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to." The Man of the House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevosev7 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Press: the french claim they don't really like the beatles. what do you think? John Lennon: we think the beatles are great. "When you think too much about the future you tend to forget the present" Ryan Reynols- Van Wilder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyG5 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 "Sparta....Tonight, we dine in Hell" King Leonidas "300" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manu19 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have dreamed to squeh mah-din (Jackie Chan outtakes in Rush Hour 1) Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manu19 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "The Dude Abides" - The Big Lebowski It dont matta to Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino2K Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, ####, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, **censored** - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude". Grace Ferris Bueller's Day Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoelessjoelives Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 What about Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman........."Wait'll they get a load of me !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevnasty Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 The whole dialoge from Gunnery sgt hartman of full metal jacket. (r. lee.ermy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loftin74 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 "This...........is my BOOM STICK!!!!" - Ash from Army of Darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouTex Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 "It's Just a flesh wound." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouTex Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 "The Dude Abides" - The Big Lebowski Wlter Sobchak: That's right, Dude, they peed on your #### rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loftin74 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Wlter Sobchak: That's right, Dude, they peed on your #### rug. "That rug really pulled the room together dude." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouTex Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 "That rug really pulled the room together dude." lol "Hey, nice marmot." Haha. What a great movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellon Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Sorry, but this whole scene is classic: INT - FARO TABLE - DAY As Wyatt walks up Tyler starts snarling at one of the players: TYLER You back that Queen again, you :censored:, I'll blow you Right out of that chair! (looks up, sees Wyatt) Somethin' on your mind? WYATT Just wanted to let you know You're sitting in my chair. TYLER That a fact? WYATT Yeah. It's a fact. Tyler looks Wyatt over, noting he is unarmed. He stands, sneering: TYLER For a man that don't go heeled You run your mouth kinda reckless. WYATT Don't need to go heeled to get The bulge on a dub like you. TYLER That a fact? WYATT Yeah. It's a fact. TYLER Well I'm real scared. WYATT #### right you're scared. I can See it in your eyes. Wyatt steps forward suddenly, eyes cold and hard like a shark. Suddenly realizing he's in way over his head Tyler shrinks back reflexively, his hand moving toward his gun. The other players scatter. Wyatt nods, his voice calm and steady: WYATT Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that Smoke wagon and see what happens. TYLER Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired- Wyatt abruptly SLAPS his face, making his teeth clack together. WYATT I'm getting tired of your gas. Jerk that pistol and go to work. Tyler goes pale, all pretense of courage gone. Wyatt slaps him again. WYATT I said throw down, boy. Another slap. Tyler stays frozen, blood dripping down his chin. WYATT You gonna do something or just Stand there and bleed? Tyler's done. Wyatt plucks his gun away, handing it to Joyce. WYATT No, I didn't think so. Here, Milt. Keepsake, hang it over the Bar. All right, youngster. Out You go... Wyatt takes Tyler by the ear, dragging him across the room like an unruly child. At the door he gives the ear a twist. WYATT And don't come back. Ever. Tyler winces. Wyatt shoves him out into the street then turns to Joyce casually: WYATT See how easy that was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltsboy Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." Fat Peter Clemenza, The Godfather Very best. Can't think of a better one. Second best in my oppinion is from 300. Leonidas is facing death and he sends his commander back to convince the senate to go to war. When asked if there is anything to be said to Leonidas' wife he replies, "Nothing that can be spoken." That one sends chills down my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camuchs Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 "...'Whud you kill Jesse fer?!? Whud you kill Jesse fer?!?'..." ......Slingblade ...you don't say the dot-dot-dots.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat_20 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!!! -- Pulp Fiction Your gonna need a bigger boat...-- Jaws I do wish I could stay longer, but I am having an old friend for dinner. -- Silence of the Lambs We've got no food no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!! -- Dumb and Dumber Are you going to bark all day little dogie or are you going to bite?? - Reservoir Dogs That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die -- Kill Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchblade Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 This is from the movie Never Back Down: Charlie: Woah. Did you get in a fight? Jake: yeah. Charlie: What about the other guy? He look worse than you? Jake: Yeah, maybe before the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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