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Fellow Business Executives:

 

As the CEO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

 

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.

 

This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

 

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

 

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

 

If you have a better idea, let me know.

 

 

Saw this on another forum and thought it was funny.

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That's actually a really good idea..... :sorcerer:

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Thats change I can believe in! Classic! :thumbsup:

 

Yep. It gives me a renewed sense of hope! :smirk:

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Funny, but if true It kind of goes against everything our country was founded on.

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I have a doctor friend in Austin. He employs about thirty people and that is EXACTLY how he is going to decide who walks. I heard it from his own lips.

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Funny, but if true It kind of goes against everything our country was founded on.

 

 

Our country was founded on freedom, not fairness, without government interference.

 

What's the problem?

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Come next Christmas those that wanted this change are going see the literal mean of jingle!

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Our country was founded on freedom, not fairness, without government interference.

 

What's the problem?

There's not a problem. I was setting you up so I could call you a whiner. It didn't work as well as I had hoped though because you didn't really whine at all. I was expecting a lecture, and you stated the truth with a question for me. I appreciate that Bleeds.

 

You've been calling out Longhorn fans as whiney orange, so my statement was a lame attempt back at you... just for fun of course. Well, it back fired.

 

Continue on folks. Nothing to see here.

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There's not a problem. I was setting you up so I could call you a whiner. It didn't work as well as I had hoped though because you didn't really whine at all. I was expecting a lecture, and you stated the truth with a question for me. I appreciate that Bleeds.

 

You've been calling out Longhorn fans as whiney orange, so my statement was a lame attempt back at you... just for fun of course. Well, it back fired.

 

Continue on folks. Nothing to see here.

 

This ain't my first rodeo. :thumbsup:

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This ain't my first rodeo. :thumbsup:

 

Easy bleeds, this could also mean you've been ridden by many a cowboy! :w00t: :bye:

 

Go ahead, Ive got my force field on! :lol:

 

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You've been calling out Longhorn fans as whiney orange, so my statement was a lame attempt back at you... just for fun of course. Well, it back fired.

 

It's called reversing the whip and Bleeds is a professional at it. :smirk:

 

 

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I think it's a great idea. Then those laid off will see what their me sigh ugh! will do for them.

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Dang it! I don't think any of my employees voted for the obamanation...what am I supposed to do?

 

Hire some that did then lay them off.

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