There was an aggie fan, longhorn fan and a Gator fan hunting in the woods. The Longhorn fan shot a nice 8 pt. So they were all gathering around while the Longhorn was gutting the deer. All of a sudden the aggie starts having some pains rips off a sleeve of his shirt and hits the woods to take care of biddness.........The Longhorn looks at the gator fan and says "u thinking what im thinking?" Gator says ooooo yes. So one of them grabs the guts and sneeks over to the Aggie and piles it under the bush where he is straining to relieve the pain (can i get witness). HE then sneaks back to the gut pile and they high five.......... Here directly comes the Aggie walking kinda slow, looking very stressed. ........Longhorn says to the Aggie - Boy whats wrong with you?........Aggie says " Guys you aint gonna believe what happened to me again" They both say what.......Aggie said, " Man I just crapped my guts out again".....he pauses after he sees their reaction and says .......But guys don't worry, I found a stick and helped put them back in!.........And they just bust out laughing!!!!!!!!!

Sorry aggie fans.

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Two guys go hunting in the deep wilderness of Saskatcewan.Before the plane drops them off at their remote cabin the Aggie hunter and the other hunter agree to fire 3 shots should either get lost while hunting.Next day the Aggie hunter doesn't return to camp,but, no shots heard.One week later after emergency crews find this guy the first question asked,of course is,why did you not fire the agreed signal for help?Aggie responds "I did but after a couple of hours all my arrows were hung up in the trees.

TRUE STORY-
I was 10 years old opening mornin of squrriel season and my dad told me he was gona let me squrriel hunt by myself for the first time. He takes me to a block of woods with lanes all the way around it so I couldn't get lost. A while into the mornin iv killed a few and I startd toward the truck to grab some water and head back. I was walkin down the middle of one of the lanes when I saw somethin in the corner of my eye way up in the air. I stopped turned and looked up this big black thing landed right on me and knocked me down, now bein a little kid I'm scared so I run as fast as I can go toward the truck. I only make it about fifty feet and deside turn and see what that was that hit me. When I turn around there is a massive tom turkey right there runnin at me. Now really scared I kick this turkey square in the chest and it turns and runs away. What are the chances of me standin right where a turkey is gona land on his way down from a roost. You could see the truck from this spot and my dad had walked up to see me kick this turkey. Never heard my dad laugh so hard. To this day I wouldn't say I'm scared of turkeys but I really dislike them lol.

Two good friends, one an aggie and one a longhorn, go deer hunting. They split up and the aggie ends up shooting his friend by accident. After rushing him to the hospital and anxiously waiting to find out if his friend is going to pull through, the doctor comes into the room to give him the news. "Well", he said, "we did all we could for him but we couldn't save him...I'm sorry". "He fought hard and might have had a chance if you hadn't field dressed him before bringing him in."

Two aggies were out hunting when they came upon set of tracks. After close examination, one of the aggies said it looked like deer tracks the second aggie disagreed and insisted that they were elk tracks. They stood for hours arguing back and forth until the train hit them.

A UT graduate was walking through the woods and saw two aggies dragging a deer they had just shot. They had it by the feet and its antlers were dragging the ground, hanging up in roots and briars. The UT grad told the aggies to drag the deer by holding the horns; it would be much easier. The aggies agreed, switched ends, and continued to drag the deer. After a few minutes one of the aggies told the other one, "Man, this is a lot easier!" The other aggie replied, "It sure is, but we sure are getting a long way from camp..."

Ah, come'on, the title of the thread is "Any good Hunting Jokes/Stories", not "Post All Aggie Hunting Jokes Here"

Yep,there is a trend developing here.I hope they don't send the "12Th man"crew down here to 'wup us!

Two hunters are roaming through the woods when all of a sudden one of them grabs his throat and dies. The other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator "my friend just grabbed his throat and died!" "okay okay, calm down" replied the operator "go over to him fist and make sure that he is actually dead" "okay" replies the hunter. The phone goes silent, than a sudden bang from a gun is heard. "okay" says the hunter "now what?