QUOTE (OldSchool @ Oct 17 2009, 07:54 PM)

LOL!
When I was a kid, every year, the church would put on a haunted house...one year I specifically remember... they had you blind-folded all the way through...creepy things grabbing ya and brushing up against ya and putting your hands in stuff... and finally I heard my mom "cackle"... MOM, THAT'S YOU, RIGHT? She cackled again and I heard a whisper... yes, but shhhh, don't tell anybody! LOL!
Fond days, those...
My favorite halloween... is taking the young'uns to a haunted house... now as most of you know, I've got boys... the only thing they're deathly afraid of is spiders - go figure!
So Gilmer has a haunted house. I guess the boys were in junior high. Well, that youngest will not UNDER any circumstances go in without me... okay, fine... as soon as we start to go in, youngest high tails out the door...oldest is in the lead, Mr. Testerone himself, and loves scarey movies, etc...
Well, everything's fine, course the other boys are about to choke me to death and break my hand... and we walk into an absolutely dark room...oldest in the lead, of course... and all of a sudden, you hear somebody cranking up a chainsaw... my Lord, that child danged near came over the top of me trying to get out of there, and I was laughing so hard, I couldn't move, and course the boys behind me just left... just literally left...I've never laughed so hard in my life!
Course when we left, oldest says, MOM, I SWEAR, YOU KNOW HOW YOU SMELL A CHAINSAW, AND YOU FEEL THIS AIR COMING OUT OF THE BACK OF IT... yeah... WELL, I SWEAR TO YOU IT WAS A CHAINSAW! LOL! Course he's telling the story to his brother who's all wild-eyed swearing he'll never go in a haunted house - EVER! LOL!
I'm sorry, but there's just nothing better than watching a ton of testerone being scared... LOL!