Dave just brought up some memories. Thought it would be fun if we could look back and remember the class clowns we went to school with and what they did.
Fifth grade - We had to memorize Caesar's whatever that thing is...(sorry still on my first cup of coffee)... and you had to get up in front of the class to say it... which to me, that was just about as horrible as it could get.
Kenneth got up, and said, "Friend, Romans, countrymen, lend me a beer..." the whole class started giggling, and our English teacher was extremely prim and proper, and she just about had a heart attack, and because I was one of her favorites, and just happened to be hid, and ducked my head so she couldn't see me giggle, I got a B... everybody else got F's...
P.S.: There's no telling how much he won on that bet if he'd say it... LOL!