Who is the most unfortunately named person you have ever known? I've got one to get the ball rolling. A guy who managed an office in Dallas for the company I used to work for was named..................

Richard Head. And everybody called him exactly what you are thinking right now.

In the 80's Longview had a good wide receiver on their varsity named Eric Fagget! That would be pretty rough to deal with.

i worked for a store that had a customer named....

robin hood.

I once arrested a girl named Fellacia.

That's too close for comfort. It's also how you can tell that a mother and father are not well versed in the English language.

A former co-worker named Mike Hunt.

WITHOUT FAIL, every time he received a phone call, he was paged by another co-worker -- who had a speech impediment.

Entertaining, to say the least.

When I was working in technical support at a place in Dallas, I once got a call from a Mrs. Buttdorf. Think if I had been her husband, I would've taken her last name when we married.

What about Dick Butkis? That guy had two choices HOF middle linebacker or a hairstylist.

What about that boy named Sue?
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My lil siter did a basketball camp and one of the kids names was spelled a##hole, and her momma did not know why she was such a trouble maker.

I tuaght a girl whose name was Tequila.

I also taught a girl named Zeaka pronounced ( Za-Key-A)

one of those in the queen city area i do believe as well.

I knew two girls names Bacardi and Daiquiri

I also know a guy named Rusty Nail.

went to school with a kid name Hass. said he'd name his kids jack & harry.

I've heard of a set of twins somewhere named "Lemongelo" and "Orangelo"...Lemon Jello and Orange Jello

I once met a guy from Norman, Oklahoma named Dan Harddick. No joke.

I played football with a Horatio and a Ladaqueri.

I went to school with a girl whose last name was Wee-Wee (I'm not making this up). Evert time a new teacher read the roll call she made this girl pronounce her own name...

That reminds me, I went to junior high with a brother and sister with the last name Eurine.

A fromer co-worker brought his basic traing yearbook for the army to work one day. There was a drill sargent in it named Sgt. Sargent.

I played sports against their "much younger" sibling, Bobby who went to JT.

I wonder if he cuaght much grief from the recruits?

I remember a girl from Atlanta. When she came to bat, her teammates hollered, "Hit that ball TT.

Not that much younger, big boy.

Yeah I know. I'm not getting any younger. I was gonna holler at you at the Lee-JT game, but lost you in the halftime crowd.


My wife told me of a kid enrolled where she works: La-a. (ladasha)

There used to be a girl at Chapel Hill named Shitonya.

Something tells me you're not joking........

What about the infamous Wallly Tacker???????

My sister is a longtime high school coach. She has an extensive collection of printed rosters and newspaper articles with names like that. Shitonya ran track at Chapel Hill and also worked at the Super 1 on Troup highway. I used to go over just to read her nametag and laugh.

I heard this one on the news one day. Man in Arkansas named his son Ray. Middle name was Zorback. Poor kid!!

how about the guys naming their son espn. (sounds like espen maybe?)

Once coached a girl whos name was Truth Hertz. Funny part was the girl looked nothing like the father.

There's a man who used to or still is a customer of a company I worked for in Tyler named Harry Beavers.

He actually sits behind me at church on Sundays.

I was going to say something really clever, but well, you know. Just think about it.

Oh lord. I wasn't sure exactly how to word it, so I went with it. Too funny.

I see his name under the Hollytree senior golf scores in the paper all the time.

Alright, true story. I know a girl named La-a. Take just a moment to think about how you would pronounce that name.












It's pronounced...La-Dash-a. :facepalm:

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LOL, seems like I've heard that somewhere.......