Here's how it works.. each new poster will give an answer to the last question given then ask a new question for the next poster.

Example:

Poster #1
BBQ Brisket or BBQ Chicken

Poster #2
BBQ Chicken

Driving in the mud or Driving in the snow?

Poster #3
Driving in the mud

M*A*S*H or Scrubs?


(this thread will last three weeks - please turn off your signatures in order to help conserve space)


Here we go.........

Be a ditchdigger for a week or handwash all of the Cowboys laundry for a month?

ditchdigger for a week

Lääz Rockit or Shok Paris ?



(this was my favorite game from the SDC ARCADE era)

Shok Paris

a million dollars cash or an "evening" with the one you fantasize about

The cash

Conservative or Liberal

Conservative

Stirred or shaken

definately stirred

If it were possible would you travel to the Past or the Future?

The Past

UFO or Thin Lizzy ???

UFO

The Eagles with Don Felder or without Don Felder

DEFINITELY with Don Felder

On The Border or One Of These Nights ???

(LPs, not songs)

On The Border.

Short girls or tall girls?

^ Oh, man! I love all types of women .......... I will go with tall

The order in which you put on your shoes & socks:

sock-sock-shoe-shoe

shower or bath

shower

I don't bath in the same water I wash my.......well you get it

young Elvis or Las Vegas Elvis

Young Elvis


CBGBs or Whiskey A-Go-Go ???

Whiskey A-Go-Go


Rodney Carrington OR Jeff Foxworthy

Rodney Carrington (that guy's funny)


If you were buried up to your neck in cow manure and Nolan Ryan threw his fast ball at your noggin.. would you duck or let it bean ya?

duck


mustard or mayo?

mustard


sailing on the ocean blue or white-water rafting

White-water rafting.

Being lectured by JRowe or by Cheapy?

HA! HA! I've never been lectured by Cheapy, but I know for a fact I'd never call him an idiot. I did JRowe, along with the request that he never respond to any of my posts. Hmmmm....

I'd rather be lectured by Cheapy. He has common sense.


kill 'em with kindness OR hit 'em over the head with every verbal weapon you have

kindness (never a bad option)


Better song used for background music of Kenny's "space trip" in last week's episode of South Park (setting aside "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar):

No brainer: "Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)


big band or jazz

Jazz

A CHL franchise in Tyler or Longview ???

Longview (closer)


pretending to like Michael Buble' so you can turn your girl on

OR

making fun of it and putting your CD in the player hoping she'll pretend to love it!

Making fun of it and putting your CD in the player not caring whether she likes it or not.

Planter's Cashews or Blue Diamond Smoked Almonds?

Must be a married man....

Almonds!!!!!


U.S. Marines OR Navy

Marines

Who's hotter? Raquel Welch, in her prime, or Jessica Simpson?

Raquel Welch (it's not even a contest)


Tommy Tutone or Greg Kihn Band ???

Tommy Tutone

Tom Sawyer

OR

Huckleberry Finn

Tom ...... because he got the chick




Patton or McArthur

Patton (liked the movie)

rainy day, sleeping late - lounging in the PJ's - drinking a great mug of coffee

OR

sunshine and out on the golf course....

Golf Course

California or New York?

New York (Fox studios)


The Book of Revelations

OR

The Book of Daniel

Daniel, (more insight)

Irritating folks with alias ad infinitum or irritating folks with riddles?

riddles



for the topping on cheesecake.........strawberry or blueberry

Strawberries, fresh.

Bible verse screen names or Greek lexicons?

bible verse..................i prefere the bible as the background no matter who is using it for what ever purpose




finding a program to stop multiple name users or finding multiple name users in an ally

Alley, hehehe.

Catching JRowe before he becomes a danger, or ignoring him, hoping he'll go away?

Ignoring, but we ALL know he ain't goin' nowheres


JRowe

OR

Bricktop

Bricktop



great chicken wings delivered or pizza delivery

Pizza!

Chinese or Tai?

Chinese


Fuddruckers

OR

Butcher Shop

Fuddruckers



large plates or all you can eat

Large plates.

Visine or Louisiana Hot Sauce.

Louisiana Hot Sauce.

Get your finger cut off by a terrorist racist reverend or listen to Jrowe prophesy?

finger cut off


boxers or briefs

Boxers

Live High school Football, Or Live NFL?

Well, if a gun was to my head, I would choose live NFL

More irritating work of a SDC administrator:

Catching and banning JRowe
~OR~
Disabling everyone’s signature in this thread

Catching and banning JRowe


Incessantly changing your name and posting in choppy, abbreviated cryptically encoded psuedo-prophecies, or posting like a normal human?

posting like a normal human.

seeingRoger Clemens pitch, Or seeing Ton Romo play?