turkeyquack
Feb 15 2009, 09:54 AM
"THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON WHAT WE DO IN THE PRESENT.'' .........Mahatma Gandni
turkeyquack
Feb 15 2009, 09:57 AM
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
George S. Patton
turkeyquack
Feb 16 2009, 08:26 AM
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
George Washington
1stSuperScot
Feb 16 2009, 08:30 AM
Keep your friend close, but keep your enemies closer.
- Michael Corleone, quoting Don Vito Corleone
bleeds
Feb 16 2009, 09:19 AM
Fugget about it! -- Tony Soprano
coltsboy
Feb 16 2009, 01:39 PM
"Reportemup"
"You are the one crying like a girl...whiney troll"
Spoken by the one and only bleeds
bleeds
Feb 16 2009, 01:45 PM
BluePirate
Feb 16 2009, 01:51 PM
Straw "got bearbacker, anonamos, and tuffstuff banned for good..." -- a bamaboy clone.
coltsboy
Feb 16 2009, 01:54 PM
Liberal Troll-BP
So very funny
DLine06
Feb 17 2009, 07:25 PM
Be curteous, be peaceful, obey the law respect the law; but if someone puts his hand on you, send them to the cementary
Malcolm X
I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women & children can be careless but not men.
Vito Corleone
bobcat8
Feb 17 2009, 10:06 PM
When times get tough, you have to bow your neck and make up your mind that you will be defeated!
Rabfan
Feb 17 2009, 10:18 PM
Ancient Klingon Proverb..."Revenge is a dish best served Cold"
Kahn
JV_COACH
Feb 17 2009, 10:26 PM
You can be brave and still get whooped.
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(Lil dude)I have whooped bigger men then you.
(Big Dude)And I have whooped smaller men then you.
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1stSuperScot
Feb 19 2009, 02:01 PM
'The government is promoting bad behavior... do we really want to subsidize the losers' mortgages... This is America! How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage? President Obama are you listening? How about we all stop paying our mortgage! It's a moral hazard' - Rick Santelli, CNBC
Rabfan
Feb 19 2009, 02:30 PM
"Anytime anyone says "I'm from the Goverment and I'm here to help you" Hold on to your Wallet!"
Ronald Regan
Medman7
Feb 19 2009, 02:31 PM
Your Feeedoms end at my nose!
ETBU89
Feb 19 2009, 02:36 PM
Don't get kicked by the same mule twice.
delap
Feb 19 2009, 02:37 PM
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer....
camuchs
Feb 19 2009, 03:20 PM
“You can observe a lot by watching”
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore”
“If you come to a fork in the road - take it”
-----Yogi Berra
clawsnstripes
Feb 19 2009, 03:53 PM
don't sneeze when you're hiding.....
ETBU89
Feb 19 2009, 03:54 PM
Life is short --- enjoy every potato chip!
bobcat8
Feb 19 2009, 06:40 PM
You can be broke and still pay attention.
Fivehead
Feb 19 2009, 10:15 PM
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people - H. L. Mencken.
Pops
Feb 20 2009, 09:20 AM
"Every pasture has it's cowpies" my Granny
turkeyquack
Feb 24 2009, 08:43 AM
''A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE A GOOD EGG EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE SLIGHTLY CRACKED''........Bernard Meltzer
USNDocOfMarines
Feb 24 2009, 02:13 PM
"Heroes will help you find good in yourself, friends won't forsake you for somebody else. They'll both stand beside you through thick and through thin, thats who it goes with Heroes and Friends." - Quote from "Heroes and Friends" - by Randy Travis
ETBU89
Feb 24 2009, 02:37 PM
"I have a full-length mirror. I certainly don't need anyone to tell me what I look like!" ~~~ my younger sister, GLN
ngudhnds
Feb 24 2009, 02:46 PM
I may miss alot of good deals......but I don't make any bad ones.
Family friend.
BEVODIDIT
Feb 24 2009, 05:32 PM
"Be thankful we are not getting all the government we are paying for."
-Will Rogers
" The republic is never in more peril than when Congress is in session "
-Mark Twain
Natural
Feb 24 2009, 08:57 PM
"That things rougher than the goober side of a peanut patty". (during the appraisal of a 1988 Oldsmobile)........Bob Peppard
turkeyquack
Feb 25 2009, 12:04 PM
''PEOPLE RARELY SUCEED UNLESS THEY HAVE FUN IN WHAT THEY DO''...........Dale Carrnige
Rabfan
Feb 25 2009, 08:02 PM
"BEER.......MMMMMMMMM"
Homer Simpson
turkeyquack
Feb 26 2009, 07:36 AM
I MUST SAY AS TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF TEXAS,IT IS THE GARDEN SPOT OF THE WORLD,THE BEST LAND AND THE BEST PROSPECTS FOR HEALTH I EVER SAW,AND I DO BELIEVE IT IS A FORTUNE TO ANY MAN TO COME HERE..........DAVEY CROCKETT
turkeyquack
Feb 26 2009, 07:47 AM
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out
of other people's money....Margaret Thatcher
greatone
Feb 26 2009, 08:02 AM
Your rights end where someone else's begins---My history teacher in middle school
Fivehead
Feb 26 2009, 08:49 AM
QUOTE (greatone @ Feb 26 2009, 08:02 AM)

Your rights end where someone else's begins---My history teacher in middle school
Therefore, your right to take my money and use it to pay for your mortgage you can't afford is null and void.
Your right to compel me to pay for abortions overseas is null and void.
Your right to confiscate my money and give it to GM and Chrysler for building crappy cars nobody wants is null and void.
Your right to take my tax money and build Droopy Dog Harry Reid a train from Disneyland to Vegas is null and void.
Your right to take my taxes and give them to some welfare leech with 8 kids so they can buy Twizzlers and dill pickles and cigarettes is null and void............................................................................
......Fivehead, right now.
PS: Thanks for making my point. This is what your boy Obama and his loyal minions are doing right now. You libs actually trip over the truth every now and then.
greatone
Feb 26 2009, 08:56 AM
QUOTE (Fivehead @ Feb 26 2009, 08:49 AM)

Therefore, your right to take my money and use it to pay for your mortgage you can't afford is null and void.
Your right to compel me to pay for abortions overseas is null and void.
Your right to confiscate my money and give it to GM and Chrysler for building crappy cars nobody wants is null and void.
Your right to take my tax money and build Droopy Dog Harry Reid a train from Disneyland to Vegas is null and void.
Your right to take my taxes and give them to some welfare leech with 8 kids so they can buy Twizzlers and dill pickles and cigarettes is null and void............................................................................
......Fivehead, right now.
PS: Thanks for making my point. This is what your boy Obama and his loyal minions are doing right now. You libs actually trip over the truth every now and then.
You must have deep seeded issues. Now your right to say whatever you want (name calling) steps all over my rights. You are already paying for the welfare mom, But don't you think that some people on welfare really need help? Are you going to punish the kids who never asked to be born because you disagree with how they got here? Let me ask you this, Did Jesus have a job, Or did he live of the help of others? If he was here now would you tell him sorry I refuse to help support you because it would be taking MY MONEY? Never mind Jesus, that you gave me your life and asked that I help my fellow man I just don't want to. Think on that for alittle while ok. I will gladly help anyone who needs my help. I refuse to be selfish. That is how i was taught.
tuffstuff16
Feb 26 2009, 09:35 AM
If HeyZeus were alive today, I would give him a jelly doughnut if he asked for one.
greatone
Feb 26 2009, 09:45 AM
QUOTE (tuffstuff16 @ Feb 26 2009, 09:35 AM)

If HeyZeus were alive today, I would give him a jelly doughnut if he asked for one.
Great but his name is Jesus.
Medman7
Feb 26 2009, 12:43 PM
Speaking of the company you keep:
If you play with s:censored: long enough sooner or later your going to get some on you!
ETBU89
Feb 26 2009, 02:54 PM
"You're taking my name out there. It's a good, honorable name. Wear it well and bring it back intact." ~~ my dad
delap
Feb 26 2009, 04:22 PM
"Always anticipate that anything you put in writing will be copied and forwarded to many other people besides those you intended to recieve it."--From an email at work.
ETBU89
Feb 26 2009, 04:51 PM
If you didn't give today your best, what are you saving it for????? ~~~ Who knows?
imyahuckleberry
Feb 27 2009, 07:55 AM
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost."
Reverand Billy Graham
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
Abraham Lincoln
turkeyquack
Feb 27 2009, 08:29 AM
'' Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.''......Alfred Souza
Rabfan
Feb 27 2009, 05:59 PM
"if your under a house and you find yourself in an enclosed crawl space 6ft from a skunk" RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or crawl away very very fast!!
ME
Rockon1885
Feb 27 2009, 09:47 PM
So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: "Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is." Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
I think that might clear a few things up.
Fivehead
Feb 28 2009, 03:59 PM
People can be divided into two groups: People who divide people into two groups, and people who don't divide people into two groups.
Rockon1885
Feb 28 2009, 06:30 PM
QUOTE (Fivehead @ Feb 28 2009, 03:59 PM)

People can be divided into two groups: People who divide people into two groups, and people who don't divide people into two groups.
turkeyquack
Mar 1 2009, 12:50 PM
"THEY SAY A PERSON NEEDS JUST THREE THINGS TO BE TRULY HAPPY IN THIS WORLD: SOMEONE TO LOVE, SOMETHING TO DO AND SOMETHING TO HOPE FOR.''.........Tom Bodett
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