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turkeyquack
"THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON WHAT WE DO IN THE PRESENT.'' .........Mahatma Gandni
turkeyquack
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
George S. Patton
turkeyquack
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
George Washington
1stSuperScot
Keep your friend close, but keep your enemies closer.
- Michael Corleone, quoting Don Vito Corleone
bleeds
Fugget about it! -- Tony Soprano
coltsboy
"Reportemup"
"You are the one crying like a girl...whiney troll"
Spoken by the one and only bleeds
bleeds
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BluePirate
Straw "got bearbacker, anonamos, and tuffstuff banned for good..." -- a bamaboy clone.
coltsboy
Liberal Troll-BP
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DLine06
Be curteous, be peaceful, obey the law respect the law; but if someone puts his hand on you, send them to the cementary

Malcolm X

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women & children can be careless but not men.

Vito Corleone
bobcat8
When times get tough, you have to bow your neck and make up your mind that you will be defeated!
Rabfan
Ancient Klingon Proverb..."Revenge is a dish best served Cold"

Kahn
JV_COACH
You can be brave and still get whooped.

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(Lil dude)I have whooped bigger men then you.

(Big Dude)And I have whooped smaller men then you.

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1stSuperScot
'The government is promoting bad behavior... do we really want to subsidize the losers' mortgages... This is America! How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage? President Obama are you listening? How about we all stop paying our mortgage! It's a moral hazard' - Rick Santelli, CNBC
Rabfan
"Anytime anyone says "I'm from the Goverment and I'm here to help you" Hold on to your Wallet!"

Ronald Regan
Medman7
Your Feeedoms end at my nose!
ETBU89
Don't get kicked by the same mule twice.
delap
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer....
camuchs
“You can observe a lot by watching”

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore”

“If you come to a fork in the road - take it”

-----Yogi Berra

clawsnstripes
don't sneeze when you're hiding.....
ETBU89
Life is short --- enjoy every potato chip!
bobcat8
You can be broke and still pay attention.
Fivehead
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people - H. L. Mencken.

Pops
"Every pasture has it's cowpies" my Granny
turkeyquack
''A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE A GOOD EGG EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE SLIGHTLY CRACKED''........Bernard Meltzer
USNDocOfMarines
"Heroes will help you find good in yourself, friends won't forsake you for somebody else. They'll both stand beside you through thick and through thin, thats who it goes with Heroes and Friends." - Quote from "Heroes and Friends" - by Randy Travis
ETBU89
"I have a full-length mirror. I certainly don't need anyone to tell me what I look like!" ~~~ my younger sister, GLN
ngudhnds
I may miss alot of good deals......but I don't make any bad ones.

Family friend.
BEVODIDIT
"Be thankful we are not getting all the government we are paying for."

-Will Rogers



" The republic is never in more peril than when Congress is in session "

-Mark Twain

Natural
"That things rougher than the goober side of a peanut patty". (during the appraisal of a 1988 Oldsmobile)........Bob Peppard
turkeyquack
''PEOPLE RARELY SUCEED UNLESS THEY HAVE FUN IN WHAT THEY DO''...........Dale Carrnige
Rabfan
"BEER.......MMMMMMMMM"

Homer Simpson

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turkeyquack
I MUST SAY AS TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF TEXAS,IT IS THE GARDEN SPOT OF THE WORLD,THE BEST LAND AND THE BEST PROSPECTS FOR HEALTH I EVER SAW,AND I DO BELIEVE IT IS A FORTUNE TO ANY MAN TO COME HERE..........DAVEY CROCKETT
turkeyquack
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out
of other people's money....Margaret Thatcher
greatone
Your rights end where someone else's begins---My history teacher in middle school
Fivehead
QUOTE (greatone @ Feb 26 2009, 08:02 AM) *
Your rights end where someone else's begins---My history teacher in middle school


Therefore, your right to take my money and use it to pay for your mortgage you can't afford is null and void.

Your right to compel me to pay for abortions overseas is null and void.

Your right to confiscate my money and give it to GM and Chrysler for building crappy cars nobody wants is null and void.

Your right to take my tax money and build Droopy Dog Harry Reid a train from Disneyland to Vegas is null and void.

Your right to take my taxes and give them to some welfare leech with 8 kids so they can buy Twizzlers and dill pickles and cigarettes is null and void............................................................................
......Fivehead, right now.

PS: Thanks for making my point. This is what your boy Obama and his loyal minions are doing right now. You libs actually trip over the truth every now and then.
greatone
QUOTE (Fivehead @ Feb 26 2009, 08:49 AM) *
Therefore, your right to take my money and use it to pay for your mortgage you can't afford is null and void.

Your right to compel me to pay for abortions overseas is null and void.

Your right to confiscate my money and give it to GM and Chrysler for building crappy cars nobody wants is null and void.

Your right to take my tax money and build Droopy Dog Harry Reid a train from Disneyland to Vegas is null and void.

Your right to take my taxes and give them to some welfare leech with 8 kids so they can buy Twizzlers and dill pickles and cigarettes is null and void............................................................................
......Fivehead, right now.

PS: Thanks for making my point. This is what your boy Obama and his loyal minions are doing right now. You libs actually trip over the truth every now and then.

You must have deep seeded issues. Now your right to say whatever you want (name calling) steps all over my rights. You are already paying for the welfare mom, But don't you think that some people on welfare really need help? Are you going to punish the kids who never asked to be born because you disagree with how they got here? Let me ask you this, Did Jesus have a job, Or did he live of the help of others? If he was here now would you tell him sorry I refuse to help support you because it would be taking MY MONEY? Never mind Jesus, that you gave me your life and asked that I help my fellow man I just don't want to. Think on that for alittle while ok. I will gladly help anyone who needs my help. I refuse to be selfish. That is how i was taught.
tuffstuff16
If HeyZeus were alive today, I would give him a jelly doughnut if he asked for one.
greatone
QUOTE (tuffstuff16 @ Feb 26 2009, 09:35 AM) *
If HeyZeus were alive today, I would give him a jelly doughnut if he asked for one.



Great but his name is Jesus.
Medman7
Speaking of the company you keep:

If you play with s:censored: long enough sooner or later your going to get some on you!
ETBU89
"You're taking my name out there. It's a good, honorable name. Wear it well and bring it back intact." ~~ my dad
delap
"Always anticipate that anything you put in writing will be copied and forwarded to many other people besides those you intended to recieve it."--From an email at work.
ETBU89
If you didn't give today your best, what are you saving it for????? ~~~ Who knows?
imyahuckleberry
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost."

Reverand Billy Graham


"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

Abraham Lincoln
turkeyquack
'' Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.''......Alfred Souza
Rabfan
"if your under a house and you find yourself in an enclosed crawl space 6ft from a skunk" RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or crawl away very very fast!!

ME
Rockon1885
So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: "Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is." Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

I think that might clear a few things up.
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Fivehead
People can be divided into two groups: People who divide people into two groups, and people who don't divide people into two groups.
Rockon1885
QUOTE (Fivehead @ Feb 28 2009, 03:59 PM) *
People can be divided into two groups: People who divide people into two groups, and people who don't divide people into two groups.


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turkeyquack
"THEY SAY A PERSON NEEDS JUST THREE THINGS TO BE TRULY HAPPY IN THIS WORLD: SOMEONE TO LOVE, SOMETHING TO DO AND SOMETHING TO HOPE FOR.''.........Tom Bodett
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