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  1. 9 minutes ago, EastTexasKnowItAll said:

    Powerlifting isn’t UIL sanctioned. 

    Powerlifting is by far the dumbest sport of all time (even dumber than basketball).

    Here is powerlifting in nutshell:

    Step 1: buy expensive wraps and bench shirts

    Step 2: practice putting on those wraps and bench shirts

    Step 3: practice lifting weights

    Step 4: burn expensive diesel to drive to another school

    Step 5: have your school give another school a check so your kids can lift someone else's weights

    Step 6: have your coach turn his hat backwards and try yell "UP!" louder than any other coach (bonus points if it startles small children)

    Step 7: hire judges that know super obscure rules that are different for boys and girls

    Step 8: feed the kids that have starved themselves in order to "make weight"

    Step 9: get on the bus and drive back to the locker room that is located right next to a perfectly good weight room

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  2. 5 minutes ago, EastTexasKnowItAll said:

    Powerlifting isn’t UIL sanctioned. 

    Powerlifting is not a real sport. It's a dumb made up thing where kids put on funny clothes and schools pay money to go lift a different schools set of weights. 

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  3. 1 minute ago, DogEatDog said:

    I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Also, “great” applicants aren’t going to apply there anyway. But whatever Pride. 

    Hey man, next time, don't hold anything back.

  4. 6 hours ago, steelhammer said:

    Only time DK had good passing attack when Randy Jackson was there.  The QB that played for him still holds school record for passing in 2002. They let him  go because of he would discipline his assistant  coach. He went on to coach at Forney & Grapevine. 

    Hello Randy. Nice to meet you.

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