CoachChunkyPunter43

Well they don't call him Big Dan for nothin'!

Can we just get Kenial Straim on board already!?! Heard there were some golf carts for sale by some shade tree mechanic ready to deal!

I hear there was a Big Dan Swaim sighting recently...

It was rumored he threw a perfect game in one of them slow pitch softball games… stayed lubricated with a fresh beverage with each hitter…

In fact… I don’t think Big Dan would even have to move for this one!

Its been rumored he once skipped a 7 iron all the way across a water hazard.

The one and only Big Dan!?! The Swine hauling, golf cart rolling, o-line & flex-bone guru! It’s been said he prefers them small towns, but… with his current place of employment, that may be changing! Ol’ Hendo may actually have a chance!

You know I am ready for it!!! I might be willing to relocate Big Dan's Trucking and Buggy Time's corporate office to H-Town! Donning the blue and gold of NL might have helped the burn of that Henderson Blue!

Former Brandeis HC is on staff as DC...

Boy I asked you for the time, not for you you to build me a clock. You could screw up a turd sandwhich. There'll be a couple thousand miss this contest.

On the contrary... as far east as you can go without being Louisiana...

The Ol' Chunky Punter would have them rolling in no time!

He swears it couldn't have been him, unless you purposely drove in front of where he shanked, I mean hit his ball...

I hear he does have an affinity for Golf Carts... They could affect the package as well... If it's a well rounded offer, you never know...

I mean... demands have been laid on the table...

Swaim is ready to bring that Flexbone to the Hill!

Yea he is essentially a pro at Oak Lawn Muni! Folks clamoring all over to caddy for him when he shows up! It's tough to leave that notoriety behind!

Tatum just didn't offer enough is what I'm hearing..

@centex1 reported that Waskom's Swaim is in the running

When'd we talk...

Confirmed via LNJ

Yup, what’s that mean for the Wildcats?

Al Davis said it best, just win baby win

Sounds awfully fishy... Are we sure all details are out?

New square toed kicking shoe is much needed since the last one was worn out from all of the punting done during college... Also, will the back brush work in other areas as well? Hair has been spreading rather quickly of late...