CoachChunkyPunter43
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4 hours ago, centex1 said:
No Daniel Swaim. Pewitt are the Brahmas. Daniel Swaim had asperations of opening up a livestock hauling business. It makes sense. Never you mind why it didn't get up off the ground. The dream was there. And when a man has a dream then he has a dream. What he didn't have was trailer, hauling permits, ,knowledge of animals or roads. But he had a dream.
Momma always said that them Brahamas was mean and ornery! We gone turn them linemen into real Brahamas and run these tables! Enough of that slot T… I’m going to open that playbook up, we’re bringing the flex bone to town!
3 hours ago, DogEatDog said:
Swaim is not the name I heard, but I like the way you think.
Well you’re just not in the know then my friend!
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May be time for a little flex bone! Not to toot my own horn, but choo choo! #swaimtrain
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3 hours ago, centex1 said:
And Daniel Swaim is the man in the land of the River view.
May have already found a spot on the ol Nolan River
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3 hours ago, centex1 said:
Sir Daniel Swaim is always in control.
I have great control! I always hit right where I chunk my irons after slicing a shot!
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18 hours ago, centex1 said:
I think we all know what happened. They didn't hire Daniel Swaim when they had the chance. Had they done that they would have gone 19-0 in 2020,2021,2022 and 23-0 in 2023. I know you are saying that is impossible but when you hire Daniel Swaim that's the thing. Nothing is impossible.
I mean they had their chance! I might be willing to reconsider… if the price is right! A nice golf cart with a cassette player goes a long ways!
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On 2/21/2023 at 12:23 PM, Mr. P said:
Wait 'til he hears about the concession stand tamales. Won't be able to keep him outta Price-Carlisle.
On 2/21/2023 at 4:55 PM, upullinmychain said:And them home coming brisket tacos are the bomb...ask somebody who's had em
Well they don't call him Big Dan for nothin'!
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On 2/17/2023 at 9:49 AM, centex1 said:
Daniel Swaim and Kerry Strong have been seen on campus together. There apparently is some DNA splicing machine that the government stored in the basement of Big Sandy High School for just such an occasion. Guys if the science department at Big Sandy can knock the dust off this machine and figure it out the sky nay the moon is the limit for things that can happen at Big Sandy. Once they get all the kinks out of the machine they are going straight to the trophy case and start making room for the championships that will eventually follow. And these teachers have it going on over there. Rumor is that have spliced a rat with mouse. Also a moose with a caribou. Now it is onto the next logical step Swaim with Strong. Which would make Coach Straim. We are through the looking glass here people.
Can we just get Kenial Straim on board already!?! Heard there were some golf carts for sale by some shade tree mechanic ready to deal!
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On 2/17/2023 at 7:56 AM, Tatum_DirtyBird said:
Jason
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Antwan
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Carl
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Rudolpho
I hear there was a Big Dan Swaim sighting recently...
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On 12/31/2022 at 6:22 PM, centex1 said:
I heard there was a golf cart sighting in north east Texas. But this ain’t just your ordinary golf cart it’s a golf cart with the capability of pulling a goose neck trail ISD loaded with pigs. If my information is correct and it usually is that mean that the rebels are close to hiring the most sought after man in all of east Texas. He’s not just a coach he can also fry a turkey while drinking a beverage and pitching in a slow pitch softball game all at the same time. So don’t walk run to the phone to offer the job to Big Dan Swaim.
It was rumored he threw a perfect game in one of them slow pitch softball games… stayed lubricated with a fresh beverage with each hitter…
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4 minutes ago, centex1 said:
Sir Daniel Swaim does not coach baseball. I think you need to check your sources.
In fact… I don’t think Big Dan would even have to move for this one!
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16 minutes ago, centex1 said:
You sir don't know who Big Danny Swaim is? Are you not from East Texas? This man in a legend in everything that he does. He started running before he even crawled. His o lineman pass set look like runs. Their run blocking makes defenses read pass and drop into coverage. He has such faith in people that he will fully pay them for work that has not even started. Have you ever thrown a golf club in anger? Swaim invented that. Henderson don't screw this hire up cause I have heard he is bringing Kerry Strong on as OC. If that is true start calling Balfour and sizing fingers.
Its been rumored he once skipped a 7 iron all the way across a water hazard.
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On 1/1/2023 at 9:13 PM, DFWLionFan said:
Who is Big Dan?
The one and only Big Dan!?! The Swine hauling, golf cart rolling, o-line & flex-bone guru! It’s been said he prefers them small towns, but… with his current place of employment, that may be changing! Ol’ Hendo may actually have a chance!
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31 minutes ago, centex1 said:
I know that Daniel Swaim is from Kilgore so that might hurt Henderson chances of landing him. But I have heard that the buggy time shop is about to open back up and the new head football coach gets a golf cart and that could put them back in the mix.
You know I am ready for it!!! I might be willing to relocate Big Dan's Trucking and Buggy Time's corporate office to H-Town! Donning the blue and gold of NL might have helped the burn of that Henderson Blue!
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1 hour ago, GoodOleBoy73 said:
Internal hire
Former Brandeis HC is on staff as DC...
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Boy I asked you for the time, not for you you to build me a clock.
You could screw up a turd sandwhich.
There'll be a couple thousand miss this contest.
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On 3/25/2022 at 9:31 PM, centex1 said:
Daniel Swaim does not live in the metroplex
On the contrary... as far east as you can go without being Louisiana...
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14 hours ago, centex1 said:
Only if the hire Daniel swaim as Ad/HC.
The Ol' Chunky Punter would have them rolling in no time!
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36 minutes ago, trueblue82 said:
Maybe that was his golf ball that hit my truck on the gas well location on the west side of Cypress Hill the other day.
He swears it couldn't have been him, unless you purposely drove in front of where he shanked, I mean hit his ball...
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1 minute ago, Eagleborn said:
SH can only offer Woodhollow. Sabine has Temptest on the table.
I hear he does have an affinity for Golf Carts... They could affect the package as well... If it's a well rounded offer, you never know...
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19 hours ago, centex1 said:
How has this job been open this long when Daniel Swaim lives 13.5 miles from EF????? I mean come on yellowjackets get a golf cart package together and you land one of the most sought after coaches in all of East Tex…. Naaaa in all of Texas western Louisiana south east west and southern northern part of Oklahoma.
I mean... demands have been laid on the table...
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Swaim is ready to bring that Flexbone to the Hill!
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4 minutes ago, trueblue82 said:
I heard the golf course wasn’t up to his standards.
Yea he is essentially a pro at Oak Lawn Muni! Folks clamoring all over to caddy for him when he shows up! It's tough to leave that notoriety behind!
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15 hours ago, Valhalla said:
You’ll have to pull him away from looking at property in Tatum lol.
Tatum just didn't offer enough is what I'm hearing..
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On 2/18/2022 at 10:48 AM, HJR7 said:
Any names being thrown around?
@centex1 reported that Waskom's Swaim is in the running
Waskom Open
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Or one of those guys who went to NL… #swaimtrain #choochoo