galloping_gobbler

You'd be right that I didn't. College ball is as far I got. But just because someone made the show and succeeded in the game for a while doesn't mean they know baseball. That's like saying just because you work at a fine restaurant makes you and expert chef. Knowing the game and playing the game don't go hand in hand. Look at Ralph Kiner. Great player, horrible announcer. He didn't understand the game

Don't ban me!!! I do agree with using a local play-by-play, or possibly giving the local networks a cut in to do their own broadcast

All I got from this was "Derp derp derp derp derp". It isn't logic. Reynolds is possibly a worse color guy than Dennis Miller. Now, granted, Miller is a great comedian. I never thought I would pine for this, but give us back Tim McCarver. I can't tell you the number of times in one game during the series that I yelled at my tv after Reynolds opened his pie hole with some nonsensical garbage

Rope and bullets are cheap

Does this sound like back tracking to mein ears?? Maybe next you'll say that the Rothschild's only own half of the world

Jack Single Barrel. Then, after about twenty minutes I wouldn't be able to understand them coherently any more from the 40 shots I've had to take. Is that really a bad thing though?? :P

Better yet, Bush was actually the one that shot the policeman after the assassination!!

Hey, all it takes is some good ol' conspiracy crazy to tickle my fancy. But in all seriousness, we all know that Ruby was directed to kill Oswald. That is just basic mob assassination tactics by them. Next thing I know, Colmes will dig up "proof" that Bush was the shooter on the Grassy Knoll

1) Stanford 2) Georgia Tech 3) Alabama 4) Michigan State 5) Nebraska 6) LSU 7) Notre Dame 8) Utah 9) Washington 10) Oklahoma *Tiebreaker: 165 yds

Thanks a lot West Virginia

I would have no problem with the AL running through Texas

1) Houston 2) Utah 3) TCU 4) Texas 5) West Virginia 6) Florida State 7) Wisconsin 8) Michigan 9) Alabama 10) Florida *Tiebreaker: 63 total points

May be a Rangers fan, but Go Astros. Let's have an all Texas ALCS

My two days off from work means two days off from here too! Plus, it gives me more time to save up punchy one-liners! I'd buy stock in it

Where can I get one of these BBQ guns? Does it shoot out fully cooked brisket, or just the sauce? If just the sauce, I'll take three. It is such an ordeal having to brush the sauce on

Must have been over blinker fluid

You mean Kela?

1) Miami 2) Texas A&M 3) UCLA 4) Virginia Tech 5) South Carolina 6) Oklahoma 7) Georgia 8) TCU 9) Baylor 10) Notre Dame *Tiebreaker: 1205 total yards

Next thing I know you'll be posting an article blaming him for the War of 1812 :P

Now this is actually a conspiracy theory I legitimately laughed at

I see. Something those young kids now days are inventing because they have to escape from the evil reality.

I think a more appropriate question is, What is a Kim Kardashian?

We paid dues for the next month. You owe extra because your payment is late!

1) Florida 2) UCLA 3) USC 4) Oregon 5) Texas A&M 6) Mississippi State 7) Kentucky 8) Michigan 9) Texas 10) TCU * Tiebreaker: 63 points

Shhhh, clavicle was the secret code word to start the invasion! Don't let them know what it is