Them: We beat Tatum 7 times in a row and Sabine 25 in a row. We are the best ever.
Folks with sense: How many times has Gilmer beat y’all in a row?
Them: That doesn’t matter. We own Tatum and Sabine.
Folks with sense: That’s cool. Have y’all ever played for a title or won a title?
Them: That doesn’t matter. Sabine and Tatum can’t beat us.
Folks with sense: You do know y’all trail Tatum in all time playoff of wins right? Probably won’t ever catch them.
Them: Doesn’t matter Sabine has never beat us.
Folks with sense: Why are y’all making a big deal out of Sabines losses to DF and WR? Wouldn’t recent common opponents give you better clarity?
Them: Doesn’t matter, Tatum hasn’t beat us in last 7 meetings.
Folks with sense: *Puts up a meme of a drunk bear during game week because one mentioned he was at the deer camp.
Them: You need to let that go you jerk.