- Birthday 06/15/1970
Football, basketball, rock music, playin' geetar, raisin' boys.
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I swat jehovah's witlesses upside the face with a Satanic bible.
I bunjee jump with silly string.
My mouth says things my mind didn't think, but wishes it did.
I can make #### bubbles in the SHOWER.
I pee in the bath because I heard it kills bacteria.
My friends and I play mumbledypeg with darts.
I installed a heatlamp on my porch so when people bother me at night I can not invite them in, then they wake up in the morning wondering how they got a "sunburn".
When my friends and I started drinking back in the late 80s, the local Budweiser distributor actually sent a rep to our town to find out what was going on.
Mayonaisse is tha DEVUL! Now go play tha foosball wit yo' friendz.
While driving in rural Wyoming, I saw a road sign that read "Game Crossing", rather than "Deer Crossing", or "Livestock Crossing". In the next town, I purchased a Monopoly, a Connect Four, and a Candyland, drove back to the spot, threw them out on the pavement, and backed my truck over them a few times to make them look like roadkill.
I strictly adhere to the "No Tongue-piercing" Rule.
This one night I was in an apesuit trying to play a trick on my friends... Y'know what, I don't EVEN have room for that story.
What else ya wanna know?!