A_Non_Amos

Is distance in cyberspace measured in "byte" years? :happy65: Man, I crack myself up!

I can only take credit for hearing this..... This is from the boys from South Park! Ms. Garrison: All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Ms. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make MORE retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its......mutant fish hands... and it had sex with a squirrel or something and made this.....Retard frog-sqirrel, and then THAT had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made YOU! Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Quite one what? :huh:

I just don't want anyone to read this and think that everyone in East Texas is dyslexic! It's embarrassing, and honestly not that hard to use the edit button! Pay attention to detail!

"If, and I AGANI..." Do you watch Laverne and Shirley or something (or in your language, somethign?)

Just because your two bit congressman voted it into law does not make it right.... Some of us live in a grayer society than you do, apparently! "....not SOMETHIGN messiah's bunch is GOIGN to put into practice?" I don't speak yiddish!

What a minute? Were you complimenting me on my silliloquy? It only took about 1/2 that..... Maybe you should have said, "What a 30 secs!" The rest of it this paragraph is indecipherable!

I prefer a bad excuse!

I would imagine very little!

Oh no! The end all, be all, "I'm a taxpayer," rant. Don't try to play your morbid curiosity off as some moral stance. You want to gossip about it down at the coffee shop, or the beauty salon.....whichever one blows your skirt up! You NEED to know IF and ONLY IF it involved YOUR child. He did something that made the "wrong people" mad, or put them in a position where they could not legally defend his actions, and they, consequently, made the decision to let him go.....end of story. Read a romance novel if you want a juicy story!

It's called "selective memory," not "selected." Congratulations on making the PLAYOFFS, but can you tell me where my facts are wrong?

That's a question, isn't it? To answer....it's because they're only good in girls basketball, don't even play volleyball, and haven't won a state championship, to my knowledge, in any other sport...EVER! That's not enough success to be hated.

Who are you trying to kid, BRF? We all know you don't have any friends.

You're exactly right. If they were 16-0, they'd call him "colorful."

I believe you said LE will have trouble with New Boston, didn't you? You see how this works now "mrknowitall?" You can't make bold predictions about what will happen after each game. Sometimes teams play good, sometimes bad.... Sometimes the other team has alot to do with that! This great game by LE does not mean they're going to win state, but an average game last week didn't mean they were bad either, as you implied. Let the coaches coach and the players play, and you just watch the games and report what happens rather than try to opine about what WILL happen in the future. When you do that, you prove that you have no idea what you're talking about.

I really didn't go back......I thought it would embarrass them worse! Back then, I cared about people's feelings!

Big O is Octavius' older brother. You're right, he IS out of eligibility, but he taught Lil' O everything he knows! He even plays deefance, just like his Big Brotha!

No, they threw me out! :crybaby:

This kid's in at the ATH position!

Student coach/intern under a superbowl MVP...another star on his resume. How can this guy not get a head coaching job? Amazing.

No...not possible.

Let's see some stats on the Green kid...the jury is still out.

Exactly! Do you have a nomination or just a bunch of questions?

More coach bashing from OLDRAIDER! Is this another job where you couldn't get an interview? Glowing resume and all? It seems like a young guy with all those championships would be able to land one of these at some point. I guess it's just too hard to impress people with your foot in your mouth all the time!

This is Speculation I heard Emmett Brown and Marty McFly are interviewing next. When Biff was asked if he was really interested in the job he replied, "helloooo? helloooo? Is anyone home? Think McFly, think!"