Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Do what any red blooded American redneck would do, take matters into your own hands, shoot the dogs when you find them on your property.
I know, hard to do when you live in the city, but most cities have lease laws, so be proactive and call the authorities every time you see the neighbor's dog running loose....:whistle:
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