Bilbo Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Who's First? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five0pd310 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 If I were president, I would fill in the blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal. Cheapy you have yet tuned in to SteveO's new show - Killer Karaoke? I laughed over and over at the guy trying to serve a dinner while being shocked with 5 dog shock collars on! It's fun watching someone trying to keep singing while their getting snakebit. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 If I were president, I would fill in the blank. clever... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 I'd outlaw catch phrases and assign the Smithsonian to revive Mr. Cronkite poste haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Abolish the designated hitter & give Courtney Love the death penalty ... Oh, and televised karaoke would become illegal. I'd have to include Yoko Ono and any musician with the first name of Justin. Back on topic I'd resign. Before resigning I would make an Executive Order that banned digital music, and brought back vinyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 Maybe I would divorce that black widow woman with the scary dress, get my hooks into the lead singer of that R&R band "Hole" and vacation in Hawaii till the Grand Marshall of Tetonic Plates saw fit to burn my 13 bedroom house down!! Then I may gather some much needed entightlements.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five0pd310 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 clever... ;) Yeh. I thought so, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayseed Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I'd bring back that late 80's show "Grudge Match" and use it to get society and our govt. back on track. Yeah, and while i was at it i'd bring back Rat Patrol too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 If I were president, I'd require all hotels to be equipped with a laundry room (I had a bad, grungy experience in Louisiana) :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 If I were president, I'd require all hotels to be equipped with a laundry room (I had a bad, grungy experience in Louisiana) :( I bet you shove'd red beans n rice an jubalia in your pocketts and forgot'em like i did! Undestandible mis-steak. Southern Lousiana too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSTANGMANIA Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Provide a birth certificate to prove my citizenship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 If i'z prezadent id stomp a mud ditch in anybodie i want'd an nobodied do nuthin bout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptrick77 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded. Good one , i bet them boys fron Okliehoma feels it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 If I were President I'd make Opening Day and the Monday after the Super Bowl national holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 If I were president, I'd make the next person who says "johnny football" walk out into oncoming traffic, blindfolded. Thank You Cheapy! I was beginning to think I was the only one that got uber tired of this stinking nickname before Thanksgiving Day Dinner was ready to eat......... LOL If I were President, I'd wipe away Auto Registration Stickers, I'd make Phone Bills understandable again, and I 'd bring back Pots and promise a Chicken for every one of them! LOL, I hate chickens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayseed Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 If I were President I'd make Opening Day and the Monday after the Super Bowl national holidays. Opening day? 'stoneykelly' has just taken 'fraksnbeans's place as my vote as smartest poster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 ^ The first and more than likely the last time that the words Smart & Stoneykelly will go together on SDC....unless this follows ####. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 lead the effort to repeal the 17th Amendment....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss302 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 ...take the presidential "No Secrets" tour of Area 51. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss302 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Back on topic I'd resign. Before resigning I would make an Executive Order that banned digital music, and brought back vinyl. I vote for Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I'd ban for consumption hot unsweetened tea. That stuffs nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I'd reinstate prohabithion.Tru storie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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