MUSTANGMANIA Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Build a wall between Texas and Mexico, Tall and wide...Oh wait...That's been discussed already?!?! Well then I guess I would make it illegal to show "Full House" on television. (except for prison. You know, for the torture) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 When the country started getting low on funds, me as president would consider us being low on money for aids and abortion clinics instead of low for social security. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarthDawg77 Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 If I were President, I would tell the Taliban they have 24 hours to allow safe passage out of Afghanistan to every American & every American ally who has assisted America for the last 20 years; Also, I would demand the return of all of the weaponry Joe Biden left behind. Failure to comply would result in total annihilation of Taliban forces. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 If I was commander and chief ol' Kyle Rittenhouse would get the benefit of the doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 If I was ridin' in Air Force1 and sittin' in the oval office they'd only count breathing non-felon, American votes and only once. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAPACK1 Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 If I were president, then that would mean that I am Joe Biden and if I was Joe Biden I would say "hermumblefluff...ugh..I..I..I......I ugh'em....flumbeebersnort..... the border....you know" and all of the sheeple would applaud!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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