RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 SDC ace reporter Wolf Blitzed obtained THIS one of @SAPACK1 golfing at Rayburn Country with @RETIREDFAN1... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 19 hours ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: THIS JUST IN.......SDC Ace reporter Dan Blather has just learned that the two individuals in the top photo with the three SDC candidates are none other than @Doomer and his SDC jailbird cousin @SloppyJoe .......Stay tuned as Dan Blather and Wolf Blitzed are on the hunt for whatever they can make up.....I mean find....... Just got paroled! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, SloppyJoe said: Just got paroled! SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!! Known SDC jailbird @SloppyJoe seen passing suspicious envelope to @DaveTV1 staffer prior to his release from jail......what's the story here??? We'll make it up and tell you.....I mean we'll find out and report it to you soon.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!!! Wolf Blitzed has obtained this exclusive SDC NEWS photo of @Mavchamp @DaveTV1and @Crawford secretly meeting with a high ranking member of the UIL rules committee....it was reported to us that they were discussing the extended halftime in football so that One Act Play could be performed, along with getting rid of kickoffs and mandating that concession stands go vegan only.......more to come as we make it up......I mean as we uncover it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 Wolf Blitzed followed @SAPACK1 to his Wednesday Prayer meeting today......the candidate had nothing but good things to say about keeping halftime the way it is, keeping kickoffs in the game, and keeping Ram Sauce and other non-vegan delicacies in the concession stands....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 Meanwhile, Dan Blather was unable to get a comment from @Crawford @Mavchamp or @DaveTV1 due to how busy they were at the crap table with SDC faux account funds........... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAPACK1 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: SDC ace reporter Wolf Blitzed obtained THIS one of @SAPACK1 golfing at Rayburn Country with @RETIREDFAN1... And for all you golfers out there remember that one of @Crawford and @Mavchamp biggest supporters and squeezins providers has often question whether or not golf is "reely" a sport! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAPACK1 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 hour ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!! Known SDC jailbird @SloppyJoe seen passing suspicious envelope to @DaveTV1 staffer prior to his release from jail......what's the story here??? We'll make it up and tell you.....I mean we'll find out and report it to you soon.... I have it on good authority that the contents of the envelope were "nudes", whatever that means. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 Just now, SAPACK1 said: And for all you golfers out there remember that one of @Crawford and @Mavchamp biggest supporters and squeezins providers has often question whether or not golf is "reely" a sport! That would be the notorious Deadwood crimeboss @Doomer pictured here...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: That would be the notorious Deadwood crimeboss @Doomer pictured here...... Damn, Doomer looking sharp for a backwoods redneck. Must be from all that squeezin money he's been making. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Crawford said: Damn, Doomer looking sharp for a backwoods redneck. Must be from all that squeezin money he's been making. The words Doomer and sharp rarely appear within the same conversation. TrueStorie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 hours ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!!!! SDC NEWS ace reporter Dan Blather has obtained this exclusive photo from the Deadwood Country Club of @Crawford @Mavchamp and @DaveTV1 ....... This is fake news. How could I be playing a game I hate, when I was passed out under a tree ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 hours ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!! Known SDC jailbird @SloppyJoe seen passing suspicious envelope to @DaveTV1 staffer prior to his release from jail......what's the story here??? We'll make it up and tell you.....I mean we'll find out and report it to you soon.... I keep tellin' you no money was exchanged, only those fine skweezin's. Maybe ole Retiredfan1 should get him a jug of them, they might put some hair on his head instead of his chest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!!! Dan Blather has just uncovered a photo from a secret meeting with @Crawford @Mavchamp and @DaveTV1 supporters. The meeting covered raising money for their campaign....probably to bribe the vote counters.....more to come.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavchamp Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Hanging chads count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: SDC BROKEN NEWS ALERT!!!!! Dan Blather has just uncovered a photo from a secret meeting with @Crawford @Mavchamp and @DaveTV1 supporters. The meeting covered raising money for their campaign....probably to bribe the vote counters.....more to come.... I started a #VoteCrawford on Twitter also. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 10:44 AM, RETIREDFAN1 said: Wolf Blitzed followed @SAPACK1 to his Wednesday Prayer meeting today......the candidate had nothing but good things to say about keeping halftime the way it is, keeping kickoffs in the game, and keeping Ram Sauce and other non-vegan delicacies in the concession stands....... They know better than to mess with the Ram Sauce. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor because their intel told them that large quantities of Ram Sauce were stored there. You saw how that worked out for them. Also, Ronald Reagan was a democrat till he tried chicken strips with Ram Sauce. Tru storie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 8:53 PM, DaveTV1 said: This is fake news. How could I be playing a game I hate, when I was passed out under a tree ? I also thought Doomy had made it perfectly clear that I do not in any way consider golf a sport. #TrueStorie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 8 hours ago, trueblue82 said: They know better than to mess with the Ram Sauce. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor because their intel told them that large quantities of Ram Sauce were stored there. You saw how that worked out for them. Also, Ronald Reagan was a democrat till he tried chicken strips with Ram Sauce. Tru storie I can vouch for the Ramz sauce. Except for squeezins, nothing puts the led in the pencil like the goat juice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Doomer said: I also thought Doomy had made it perfectly clear that I do not in any way consider golf a sport. #TrueStorie We're on the same page with that, but I did enjoy going out frog giggin'. We can do that while those high falootin' folks meander around looking for the golf balls and some such. I hope that Dan Blather feller loses his hand to one of those gators when he's trying to fish his golf ball out of ponds he keeps putting them into. Ain't no sense getting yore hand nawed off by no gator as Chubbs did. Just keep sendin'em skweezin's and you'll be all right with Sloppy Joe to discuss yore favrite sports right cheer. I'll let those real rich fellers keep doin' what'll git dem in troubles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 This ranks right up there with politican of the year and illegal alien of the year .... 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 On 12/18/2021 at 2:30 AM, KirtFalcon said: This ranks right up there with politican of the year and illegal alien of the year .... It’s easy to see why we’re so well thought of @KirtFalcon. No competition. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 On 12/16/2021 at 11:57 AM, Mavchamp said: Hanging chads count Whoa whoa whoa Sir, this is a family friendly forum. That kind of talk belongs in the “Colmesneil Is For Lovers” Thrifty Nickel space. Ask @RETIREDFAN1 for the clubs secret knock. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Stoney said: Whoa whoa whoa Sir, this is a family friendly forum. That kind of talk belongs in the “Colmesneil Is For Lovers” Thrifty Nickel space. Ask @RETIREDFAN1 for the clubs secret knock. Why am I starting to get weird robo calls telling me I’ve won a free weekend getaway in “exotic Colmesneil, Texas? Between them and the car warranty guys, I barely have time to call Mama. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 On 12/22/2021 at 5:44 AM, trueblue82 said: Why am I starting to get weird robo calls telling me I’ve won a free weekend getaway in “exotic Colmesneil, Texas? Between them and the car warranty guys, I barely have time to call Mama. Have the words exotic and Colmesneil ever been used in the same sentence before? Asking for a friend. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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