Coach Rab Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Let’s keep it clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 We had a coach, Rex Ray, at Garrison back in the early 70s ... He would say, "Boys, we're playing by NC Double Ray rules" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Junior high coach was a Baptist deacon and the worst thing we could get him to say was, "Holy roaring tea kettles!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBizzle Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) Our freshman coach would yell at people struggling when running gassers at the end of practice. "I told you boys to stop smoking them Pall Malls! Smoke something with a filter!" Best Coach Ever! RIP Coach Reed! Edited March 4, 2022 by JBizzle added 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllMyXsAndOsAreEastTXFoes Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Can’t play dead in a western. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanGreenDogs64 Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 That's like playing cards with your sister's kids. It's dumb and no one ever wins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoStros Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 You're as lost as last year's Easter eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destry Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Everybody circle up in a straight line, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playactionpass39 Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 4 hours ago, AllMyXsAndOsAreEastTXFoes said: Can’t play dead in a western. With a script...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LufkinPack Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 “You always learn more from losing than winning, try not to learn too much”. - John Outlaw 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valhalla Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 “Almost is only good in horseshoes, hand grenades, and atomic bombs.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LufkinPack Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 32 minutes ago, Valhalla said: “Almost is only good in horseshoes, hand grenades, and atomic bombs.” Horseshoes, hand grenades and Marriage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 That boy is a War Hoss! ... coach Jerry Fausett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackShirtD Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 ‘It’s hard to soar with the eagles when your working with buzzards” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild74 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Get Up Your Killing My Grass.... Homer Stout 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topher805 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Heard this one today...Foul ball goes into a dugout...Opposing coach calls it an "Ugly finder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOB Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 No matter how hard you try, you can't make chicken salad outta chicken mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOB Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 "If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader - sell ice cream." -Coach Saban 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattStepp Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 "that play was more messed up than a soup sandwich" (Substitute messed for another word that starts w/F) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 “You could screw up a bowling ball!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Coach Mike Wilson “Y’all ain’t very big, but you make up for it by being really slow!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 "He would tear up a shot put" ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 “If they stay inside the sidelines, ol’ Lee Roy will get ’em.” ... Bear Byant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
player73 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Coach Donnie Osborn ( Teague ) go hit those suckers in the freaking mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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