KirtFalcon Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 "Boys, we're 14 points behind when we get off the bus in Alto" ... Jerry Fausett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nationalpastime Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 "Good jiggity night!" - Ben Goffney "That right there is uh it-lee feller" - Ben Goffney "That's good bull right there!" - Ben Goffney "Numb Head!" - Ben Goffney After a loss "I rolled the dice and got snake eyes." - Ben Goffney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Coach Darrell Robertson: “Their nose tackle is a shore-enuff tushhog!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilkyJohnson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 My college coach one time told us: "Wins are a lot like ####. At the end of the night we will take an ugly one if we have to. " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilkyJohnson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Just now, SilkyJohnson said: My college coach one time told us: "Wins are a lot like ####. At the end of the night we will take an ugly one if we have to. " Horses but lose the first "s" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsfootball21 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 "I called a perfect game, you boys just didn't execute" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsfootball21 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsfootball21 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 "When the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture..... Duck Fly together!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsfootball21 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 "Boy, you look like Tarzan but hit like Jane" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogs3505 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 He couldnt catch a cold butt naked in alaska same coach 3 weeks later boy you must have eaten your Wheaties today, you catching everything thrown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 It's colder than a well digger's in February .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 33 minutes ago, KirtFalcon said: It's colder than a well digger's in February .... Must be a Garrison thing. I don’t know my well digger that good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upullinmychain Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 If you gonna be stupid,you better be tough..and you are looking hard core ...coach Billy Wayne Crain..then he would affectionately slap ya on the back of the helmet with his 2pound ring.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 “Y’all could screw up a county fair!” Dwayne Eggerman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigLion10 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 7 hours ago, trueblue82 said: “Y’all could screw up a county fair!” Dwayne Eggerman That's funny right there I like it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, BigLion10 said: That's funny right there I like it lol He had several others that I can’t post here without suspending myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 1 hour ago, trueblue82 said: He had several others that I can’t post here without suspending myself. Yeah, that's stymying me. Most of the best lines I heard from coaches are not appropriate for decent society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Bear Bryant, answering a reporter who asked if he was disappointed in two of his players who got busted with a fifth of Old Crow in their car: “Yeah I’m disappointed. It’s disheartening as hell to find out my boys have such poor taste in whiskey!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 "Mama's faster than you and she's been in the grave __ Years!" "Bow your neck and go hit someone or go bow up on the toilet seat." "Be COACHABLE!" Those are Coach Scott Owens RIP "If you're scared go to church." Wayne Gandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingtveer Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 “it’s 102 in the shade…aren’t you glad you’re not in it” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Coach Don Truitt, Joaquin OC from 1988-90. “We got three rules around here: Rule #1: Be on time. For everything. Class, practice, the bus for road games, your job, it doesn’t matter. And being on time means being ready to go. Rule #2: Do what you’re told. By your coaches, teachers and parents. We all want to see you succeed. Rule #3. PLAY LIKE HELL ON FRIDAY NIGHT! When Coach Truitt would speak at the pep rally, he would wrap up by looking over at his team and yelling “RULE # 3!!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Pull out the boy he's tired'er than a one armed well digger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PelvisPresley Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 "he's about as good as Ned in the first grade reader!" or "he couldn't get out of a wet paper bag!" heard that from my dad...talking about his players for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PelvisPresley Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 and everyone was affectionately "hey Double-ugly"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardCubFan Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 We had a coach back in the day at Gladewater,Coach Bobby Bernard, (who a NCAA Hurdling Champion at TCU), who would often say, "Boys, you gotta scratch and claw for every point...every point." It didn't matter if was football or at a track meet, that was his go-to saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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