dfwfootballfan Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 My mommas faster than you and she got no legs...Charlie Carroll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChunkyPunter43 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Boy I asked you for the time, not for you you to build me a clock. You could screw up a turd sandwhich. There'll be a couple thousand miss this contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue42 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 "You have 48 minutes on the field and a lifetime to remember" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 That boy is so fat when hauls he has to make two trips ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 He's so ugly his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olduy Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 He ain’t hurt, just tape a salt tablet to it—— Hugh Harkrider 1968 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingnut Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 On 3/29/2022 at 7:42 PM, DieHardCubFan said: We had a coach back in the day at Gladewater,Coach Bobby Bernard, (who a NCAA Hurdling Champion at TCU), who would often say, "Boys, you gotta scratch and claw for every point...every point." It didn't matter if was football or at a track meet, that was his go-to saying. Loved that guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2wedge Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 I remember being called a "honyaker" by Coach Randy Copeland years ago. Also remember him screaming "Gee Menaties" when he got frustrated with us. He wasn't prone to foul language so that was about as colorful as it ever got. I use both of those with my kids today. Great coach and man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBigBlue Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 My line coach at Tech would say, "I can be glad as easily as I can be MAD!". I disagreed with his logic, because he was hardly ever glad. DA had a ton as well. One I remember because he only said it once. When we got off a charter bus once. He stood up and said, "Boys we are about to win this game when we step off this bus. You act like your the Champions you are!". I swear they were shaking in their boots at the coin toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIMRIGGINS Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 "I'll never know how i made it to 56 coaching people like you" "Doctor cant give me enough meds to deal with yall" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 “Coach, what’s our record?” Asst. Coach: 2-7 Coach! ”How the hell’d we ever win two?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PelvisPresley Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 On 3/29/2022 at 12:04 PM, PelvisPresley said: "he's about as good as Ned in the first grade reader!" or "he couldn't get out of a wet paper bag!" heard that from my dad...talking about his players for years "he couldn't find a way to get wet in the rain!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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