RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Butt Naked Man Breaks Into House To Steal A Cat - Wonders Why He Got Shot By: Lila Kirkland - KZXL Radio Woodville Program Director Newton County Sheriff Robert Burby is reporting a butt naked man broke into a Newton County residence to steal a cat, but instead got shot, and wasn't able to get his furr ball. According to the Sheriff's report, the man who has not yet been identified, broke into a house on Newton County Road 4161 at 5:30 AM on Wednesday morning in Deweyville, but instead of getting " Morris " he got shot by the homeowner. As he was shot, which reportedly only grazed his arm, the man took off running butt naked and approached Deweyville High School where he was arrested. He was taken to a Beaumont hospital for medical treatment, then driven to the Newton County Jail and confined. At last word, there was no report that he was " scratched ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 Which one of y'all over did it on @Doomer squeezins????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 25 minutes ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: Which one of y'all over did it on @Doomer squeezins????? I am in no way a cat person. Nothing against them creatures I just do not understand their pshycis. Must have been 4thekids! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Doomer said: I am in no way a cat person. Nothing against them creatures I just do not understand their pshycis. Must have been 4thekids! So which one of our resident slaps over did it on the squeezins??? @Stoney or @DaveTV1....maybe @Hagar or @KirtFalcon????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: So which one of our resident slaps over did it on the squeezins??? @Stoney or @DaveTV1....maybe @Hagar or @KirtFalcon????? No way Kirt, DaveTv or Stoney are cat people rite? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just now, Doomer said: No way Kirt, DaveTv or Stoney are cat people rite? You never really know....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 I heard @trueblue82 was a cat guy....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte1076 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 Ray Stevens is awesome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 DON'T LOOK ETHYL...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 I think @Monte1076 was the guy....he onna your customers @Doomer ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue82 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: I heard @trueblue82 was a cat guy....... Nope. My 13 year old dog passed away in August and put me completely out of the pet business. This sounds real Upshur Countyish. Has anyone heard from Stoney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, trueblue82 said: Nope. My 13 year old dog passed away in August and put me completely out of the pet business. This sounds real Upshur Countyish. Has anyone heard from Stoney? I was thinking @Stoneytoo...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: So which one of our resident slaps over did it on the squeezins??? @Stoney or @DaveTV1....maybe @Hagar or @KirtFalcon????? I like cats but not enough to get naked and steal one.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Hagar said: I like cats but not enough to get naked and steal one.. It WAS in deweyville soo........lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Stoney’s days of getting drunk and chasing “cat” are long done. I’m off the market. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirtFalcon Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 40 minutes ago, Hagar said: I like cats but not enough to get naked and steal one.. Same here ... my wife has one that I tolerate ... I think the real culprit is @RETIREDFAN1 and he's trying to play it off on someone else ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, KirtFalcon said: Same here ... my wife has one that I tolerate ... I think the real culprit is @RETIREDFAN1 and he's trying to play it off on someone else ... I hate cats.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: I think @Monte1076 was the guy....he onna your customers @Doomer ???? Never served him but something tells me old Monte gets a med-script for anything he wants! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte1076 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: DON'T LOOK ETHYL...... I want a t-shirt that says that. Nothing else. Just "Don't look, Ethel!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Doomer said: Never served him but something tells me old Monte gets a med-script for anything he wants! 2 minutes ago, Monte1076 said: I want a t-shirt that says that. Nothing else. Just "Don't look, Ethel!" He's the guy...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 4 hours ago, RETIREDFAN1 said: Which one of y'all over did it on @Doomer squeezins????? It was Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr. would be my guess. As for me and the real DaveTV we're prepared for that nonsense. The Odd Encounter David Lee Roth Had With An Intruder (thelist.com) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTV1 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Doomer said: No way Kirt, DaveTv or Stoney are cat people rite? I let my pup know when there are cat's in the yard if he doesn't see them first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomer Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, DaveTV1 said: I let my pup know when there are cat's in the yard if he doesn't see them first. When folks ask me if I need a cat I say nope my old dog has quit eating them. It's a conversation starter! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 I like cats but they’re not good for much. My daughter & SIL have one and I have to give her kudos. She keeps the snake population down. Kills the little ones and corners the big ones until help arrives. Speaking of, saw a segment of Lone Star Law were some guy killed a snake in his garage. Had it on video & posted it on FB. It was a protected species & he got fined. Good grief! Point is, don’t put videos on Social Media if there’s any possibility you may get in trouble. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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