Rhino2K Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. ``This was not just some petty domestic squabble,'' attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday. His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else. Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish. Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation. O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged. ``This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom,'' he said. ______________________________________________ :yay: I wonder if his health insurance covered the trip to the E.R.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaBear Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Why would he fall asleep at her house anyway? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner4Life Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 WOW.. i must say that woman is PYSCHO!!!! i couldn't even imagine wanting to do that to anyone.. i am speechless... :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino2K Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by BigPapaBearWhy would he fall asleep at her house anyway? :blink: C'mon Bear. Think about it. The enticement probably went something like this: a. dirty phone call b. trip to the liquor store c. dinner (drinks) d. lingerie (more drinks) e. use your imagination f. cigarette(s) g. sleep (typical of all men) h. SuperGlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9Rebel Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 That guy is one heavy sleeper if he does not realize that someone is gluing his genitals to his stomach. That is so funny. Sounds like the woman might be a nurse (Psycho) .:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolinarivercricket Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 maybe some of the actions were consensual but i don't think the gluing part was :whome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseballstar6906 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 is this one of those snopes things again?:banging: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sppunk Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Rhino2K4, we are about as opposite politically as they come, but you are without a doubt my favorite poster ever. :) *Note: Voted4Dubya and I share a connection, but it's a bit beyond posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseballstar6906 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 ive always heard love hurts but isnt this taking it to the extreme?:pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five0pd310 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by sppunk *Note: Voted4Dubya and I share a connection, but it's a bit beyond posting. :whome::whistle::whome::sick::no::sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshClub22 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by sppunk *Note: Voted4Dubya and I share a connection, but it's a bit beyond posting. :updown: :yay::thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carm Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 And all I did was break his computer.... attempt to destroy the PS2 and throw a windchime at his head..... this woman is my HERO. ahaha jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiderDrumMajor Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Phixional And all I did was break his computer.... attempt to destroy the PS2 and throw a windchime at his head..... this woman is my HERO. ahaha jk HA! I love it! I think I may know you afterall after hearing this story...LOL j/p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easton Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Phixional And all I did was break his computer.... attempt to destroy the PS2 and throw a windchime at his head..... this woman is my HERO. ahaha jk I laugh everytime I see a wind chime. I can just picture a guy getting hit in the head for one. lol focus : that boys and girls is why you never turn your back, close your eyes, or leave anything of value around an exgirlfriend and it reenforces my belief that all women are crazy to one extent or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carm Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by RiderDrumMajor Originally posted by Phixional And all I did was break his computer.... attempt to destroy the PS2 and throw a windchime at his head..... this woman is my HERO. ahaha jk HA! I love it! I think I may know you afterall after hearing this story...LOL j/p I'm ruthless! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carm Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Easton Originally posted by Phixional And all I did was break his computer.... attempt to destroy the PS2 and throw a windchime at his head..... this woman is my HERO. ahaha jk I laugh everytime I see a wind chime. I can just picture a guy getting hit in the head for one. lol focus : that boys and girls is why you never turn your back, close your eyes, or leave anything of value around an exgirlfriend and it reenforces my belief that all women are crazy to one extent or another. It wasn't my proudest moment.... but I put the fear into him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runningbabe2008 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Hahaha thats terrible... halarious but terrible how could she think of that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPerez Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 wow, that's um, psycho... :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easton Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html She was the one that broke up with him. hahaha, you get dumped and have all that stuff happen to you. I saw somewhere that he was awarded $46,000 in the lawsuit, but I can't find the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhsfourwheeler6808 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 women are crazy to one extent or another gotta pick out the right ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillWatchin Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I believe that's where I'd fight a girl. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPerez Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 :lol::w00t: lol :w00t::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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