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Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008


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Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008

 

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech; The proper etiquette for surrender: French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay : Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military; A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers : Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton : Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals: John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

Found this on an antihillary website. Funny but true in a lot of ways.

 

This is just a joke, BTW

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Guest bleedsbluengold24
Originally posted by crossfire1407

This is just a joke, BTW

 

That is freakin' hilarious. Actually, I think it's the real agenda.

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My goodness, I think this is a new record for most different times the same FW:FW:FW:FW e-mail has been posted on SDC:

 

http://www.smoaky.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=58661

 

http://www.smoaky.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=19791

 

 

... and I still have not chuckled :shifty:

 

 

BTW -- just having fun with you, crossfire1407 :)

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