Divorce the Libs

[KirtFalcon]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

 

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG

PERSON, A STUDENT!!!

 

OUTSTANDING.

 

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists

and Obama supporters, et al:

 

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest

election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we

tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but

sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of

America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it

on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable

differences and go our own way.

 

Here is a model separation agreement:

 

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a

portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can

come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our

respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both

sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

 

We don't like re distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to

the liberal judges and the ACLU.

 

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and

the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O' Donnell (You

are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to

move all three of them).

 

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,

Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,

hippies and illegal aliens.

 

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll

keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

 

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to

invade and hammer places that threaten us.

 

You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of

life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

 

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,

Scientology, Humanism and Shirley MacLain. You can also have the U.N.. But

we will no longer be paying the bill.

 

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure

you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing,

Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

 

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty

your best shot.

 

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our

flag.

 

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded

liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will

need whose help in 15 years..

 

Sincerely,

 

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

 

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

[OldSchool]

there is hopelink

[KirtFalcon]

Crickets from the liberals.